Ice Cream Truck Music Now Considered Psychological Warfare, After HOA File Noise Complaints
Chip ByteleyThat sweet, tinkling melody meant to lure children (and nostalgic adults) to frozen, sugary delights has taken a sinister turn.…
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The Travel Misadventure Handbook: Embracing Lost Luggage with a Sense of Humor (and Pepto-Bismol)
Welcome to the quintessential guide for those who travel not to escape life, but for life not to escape them.…
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How to Win at Online Arguments: A Masterclass in Logical Fallacies, Selective Facts, and the Art of the All-Caps Comeback
Let’s face it, the internet is a battlefield. Facts are flung like flaming arrows, logic is a forgotten relic, and…
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Study Finds Increasing Number of Babies Learn to Swipe Before They Crawl
In a revelation that would make even the most cheese-enthused Crustian blush, a new study suggests our precious little ones…
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US National Parks to Install WiFi to Increase Nature Engagement
Get ready for a clash of the classics: the serenity of nature and the buzz of the internet are about…
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New Yorkers Develop Ability to Telepathically Sense Tourists, Science shows
In a development that rivals Spider-Man’s spidey-sense, jaded New Yorkers have apparently developed a new superpower: the uncanny ability to…
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