Government Announces Plan to Convert National Debt into a Cryptocurrency: ‘DebtCoin’
Polly TickleIn a move that has economists scratching their heads and tech bros cheering, the government has announced a radical plan…
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Prosecutors Consider Using Reverse Psychology: ‘Please Don’t Confess, Mr. Trump’
In a novel approach that could only arise from the most surreal chapters of legal textbooks, prosecutors in the trial…
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The Introvert’s Guide to Socializing: Tips for Surviving Parties, Small Talk, and the Dreaded “So, What Do You Do?” Question
Chip ByteleyIf the idea of mingling sends shivers down your spine, you’re not alone. For us introverts, social gatherings can feel…
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TikTok To Alert Users When They’ve Been Offline for More Than an Hour
In a move that has absolutely nothing to do with fostering addiction and everything to do with genuine care for…
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Study Finds 9 Out of 10 People Believe They’re the Exception to the Rule
In what can only be described as a blow to collective humility, a groundbreaking new study has revealed a staggering…
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Dictionary Adds New Meaning to ‘Adulting’: Just Barely Functioning
Forget paying bills on time or doing your own taxes – the dictionary has officially lowered the bar for adulthood.…
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