Conspiracy Theories as a Hobby: How to Get Started
Chip ByteleyEver get the feeling the world isn’t quite as it seems? That there are hidden forces pulling strings, orchestrating a…
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Teenagers Mysteriously Discover the Ability to Sleep Through ANY Level of Noise
In a development baffling parents, scientists, and sleep-deprived adults everywhere, teenagers across the globe have suddenly acquired the inexplicable ability…
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Work Emails to Auto-Delete if Not Read Within 24 Hours, Gmail Announces
Get ready for inbox mayhem, courtesy of Gmail! Their latest feature promises to revolutionize email as we know it –…
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Study Finds People Who Insist on “No Spoilers” Are Most Likely to Accidentally Spoil Things for Others
In a twist of ironic fate, a new study has revealed a shocking truth: those who loudly demand protection from…
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Netanyahu Announces “New Security Threat”: Anyone Who Doesn’t Share His Latest Tweet
Polly TickleIsraeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has declared a “new security threat” to the nation: anyone who fails to share his…
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Netanyahu’s New Strategy: If We’re Losing, It’s Because We Didn’t Enter Rafah
Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s recent unveiling of a new approach to Israel’s security and military posture has not just made…
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