Researchers Announce Breakthrough: Earth is Flat, But Only on Tuesdays
Chip ByteleyIn a discovery that overturns centuries of physics and has cartographers desperately re-drawing their maps, a team of researchers has…
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History Class Debate Over Whether TikTok Counts as a Primary Source Rages for Weeks
In a clash of generational paradigms, a history class at has been embroiled in a fiery debate for weeks over…
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Top 10 Reasons Your Houseplant Hates You (And May Be Plotting a Slow, Leafy Revenge)
Think your fiddle leaf fig is just being dramatic when those leaves start drooping? Wrong. Those are silent screams of…
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FDA Approves First Ever Subscription-Based Food Pyramid
Polly TickleIn a revolutionary move that has dietitians throwing their kale smoothies against the wall in frustration, the FDA has announced…
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Mr. Beast to Team With Elon Musk’s SpaceX For First Moon Based Youtube Challenge
In an audacious leap beyond Earth-bound stunts, YouTube sensation Mr. Beast has partnered with SpaceX to launch what promises to…
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FIFA To Add Therapist to Referee Roster?
In a move that underscores just how emotionally turbulent the world’s most popular sport can be, FIFA has announced a…
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