Putin Claims Kursk is “Historically Disputed” as Ukrainian Forces Advance
Polly TickleIn a staggering twist of revisionist history, Vladimir Putin has now declared that the Kursk region, currently being overrun by…
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“MyNuggetsMrBigHands”: Iran’s Intelligence Agency Exposes Trump’s Password in Unprecedented Security Breach
DominickIn what can only be described as an explosive revelation, Iran’s intelligence agency has allegedly penetrated the inner workings of…
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Myspace Poised for Twitter Takeover as Musk’s Empire Crumbles
Chip ByteleyMyspace Sets Its Sights on Twitter Takeover as Musk’s Social Media Empire Crumbles Amid UK Riots In a twist that…
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Ukraine’s Invasion of Russia: How an Expired WinRAR License Turned the Tables on Putin
In a shocking and unprecedented development, Ukrainian forces have reportedly launched a full-scale invasion into Russian territory, marking a dramatic…
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American Evangelicals Abandon Jesus After Actually Reading Bible, Still Claim to Be Christian
Liv N. LargeIn what can only be described as a theological plot twist of biblical proportions, American Evangelicals are reportedly distancing themselves…
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Israel Mulls Expanding Lebensraum to Lebanon
In a development that seems ripped from the pages of a history book best left in the past, Israel is…
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