We Want a Ceasefire, Says Country Supplying the Bombs
Polly TickleWashington, D.C. — In a move that has left the world both confused and amused, the United States has issued…
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Elon Musk Reveals Plans to Host Cabaret Show on X
Chip ByteleyAustin, TX — Just when you thought the world of tech couldn’t get any weirder, Elon Musk has announced his…
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Bomb Craters in Kursk Barely Noticeable Due to Russia’s Preexisting Infrastructure Woes
Kursk, Russia — In what might be the most anticlimactic invasion in recent history, Ukrainian forces found that their bombardment…
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Exxonmobil Develops Plastic-Eating Fish to Save the Oceans
Houston, TX — In what the company is hailing as a revolutionary environmental breakthrough, ExxonMobil has announced the development of…
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Kids Sue Parents for Bringing Them Into This Mess Without Permission
Los Angeles, CA — In what legal experts are calling the most ambitious lawsuit since someone tried to trademark the…
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Apple Unveils Revolutionary ‘Work from Womb’ Initiative Promising Productivity Before Birth
Apple has done it again. Just when we thought they’d exhausted every possible way to integrate technology into the most…
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