TikTok To Alert Users When They’ve Been Offline for More Than an Hour
Chip ByteleyIn a move that has absolutely nothing to do with fostering addiction and everything to do with genuine care for…
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Study Finds 9 Out of 10 People Believe They’re the Exception to the Rule
In what can only be described as a blow to collective humility, a groundbreaking new study has revealed a staggering…
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Dictionary Adds New Meaning to ‘Adulting’: Just Barely Functioning
Forget paying bills on time or doing your own taxes – the dictionary has officially lowered the bar for adulthood.…
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Portuguese Far-Right Party to Introduce Mandatory Siesta, Cites Historical Exhaustion
Polly TicklePortugal’s far-right “Partido da Sesta” (Siesta Party) is surging in popularity with its unorthodox central campaign promise: a mandatory siesta…
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Latest Diet Trend: ‘Air-Only’ Fast Claims to Detoxify Body, Wallet, and Social Life
Forget juice cleanses and cabbage soup diets; there’s a new sheriff in the weight-loss world, and it’s lighter than air…literally.…
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Ultra-Orthodox Jews in Israel to Launch New Fitness Craze: Dodging the Draft
In a bid to blend tradition with the modern world’s obsession with fitness, Israel’s Ultra-Orthodox community has unveiled a groundbreaking…
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