Rishi Sunak Declares Democracy at Risk, Suggests British Tea Might Be the Solution
Polly TickleUK Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has declared democracy itself to be under siege. However, his proposed remedy to this existential…
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New York City to Replace Streetlights with Bioluminescent Trees to Save on Electricity
Chip ByteleyIn an eco-friendly yet possibly misguided effort to save on electricity, New York City has announced a groundbreaking plan to…
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Ryanair Introduces Standing Room Only Tickets for Short Flights
In an audacious pivot from budget flying to budget standing, Ryanair has announced its plan to introduce “vertical travel accommodations”…
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National Spelling Bee Adds Emojis to Official Dictionary
In a revolutionary twist that’s setting the internet abuzz, the venerable Scripps National Spelling Bee has announced the latest addition…
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Gaza to Be Renamed ‘Schrodinger’s City’: Simultaneously Exists and Doesn’t in International Policy
In a move that has baffled diplomats and physicists alike, Gaza is set to be renamed ‘Schrodinger’s City’, embodying its…
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Mount Everest to Offer Wi-Fi, Claims Loneliness at the Top
The authorities overseeing Mount Everest have announced plans to install Wi-Fi stations along the path to its peak. This groundbreaking…
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