In Effort to Reduce Commutes, Tesla Consider Moving Offices to Employee Living Rooms
Chip ByteleyIn an unprecedented bid to annihilate the daily commute once and for all, Tesla has announced a groundbreaking new strategy:…
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International Space Station To Open Luxury Hotel Wing
In a groundbreaking endeavor that challenges the conventions of luxury travel, the International Space Station is poised to introduce its…
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Researchers Discover That Cats Can See WiFi Signals
In a stunning revelation that’s sending shockwaves through both the tech and pet communities, researchers at the University of Silicon…
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UK Explores Migrant Expulsions to Narnia
Polly TickleLONDON – In a move that would leave even C.S. Lewis scratching his head, the UK Home Office is reportedly…
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Psychologists Warn of New Disorder: Wordle Withdrawal Symptoms Include Random Letter Shouting
The seemingly innocuous daily word puzzle, Wordle, has become a surprising global obsession, sweeping across nations and burrowing into our…
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Gaza’s Latest Truce Proposal Includes Bong Session Between Leaders, World Leaders Skeptical
In a bold move that has left the international community both perplexed and mildly amused, Gaza’s latest proposal for a…
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