The Line: Why Is Saudi Arabia Making The First Cocaine Themed City?
Chip ByteleyIn an ambitious bid to diversify its portfolio beyond oil and into more… powdery ventures, Saudi Arabia has announced its…
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New Canadian Safety Law Requires Pedestrians to Wear Helmets
Polly TickleIn a bold move that has safety experts nodding in helmets of approval and fashionistas recoiling in horror, Canada has…
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Elon Musk Pledges to End Homelessness by Purchasing the Moon
In a stunning announcement that left both astronomers and economists scratching their heads, tech magnate Elon Musk has declared his…
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Legal Experts Baffled as Trump Attempts to Plead ‘Alternative Innocence’
In an unprecedented twist in courtroom strategy, former President Donald Trump has introduced a novel legal concept that has left…
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Ben Gvir Announces Concept of Food Aid as a Hamas Ideal
In a twist that could vex even the most astute satirist, Israeli National Security Minister Itamar Ben Gvir’s latest proclamations…
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Senate Introduces Bill to Make ‘Unfollowing’ Politicians on Social Media a Federal Offense
In a daring leap towards what can only be described as “compulsory digital loyalty,” the U.S. Senate has unveiled legislation…
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