‘None of the Above’ Winning in Early Polls
Polly TickleIn an unprecedented twist that has both political analysts and satirists rubbing their hands with glee, early polls across the…
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30,000 Dead, Israel Competing In ‘Olympics of Accusation’
In a perpetual tableau of sorrow, one that seems to loop endlessly across the timeline of recent history, the streets…
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Selective Memory Syndrome Strikes Global Leaders Following Iranian Retaliation
In what appears to be a sudden outbreak of Selective Memory Syndrome (SMS), world powers have conveniently forgotten recent provocations…
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NATO Increases Donations of ‘Thoughts and Prayers’ to Ukraine
In a groundbreaking move that’s set the international stage abuzz, NATO has reportedly ramped up its contributions to Ukraine, not…
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Israeli Property Developers Excited for New Gazan Prospects
In a surprising turn of events that has left the international community both baffled and intrigued, Israeli property developers have…
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The Guide to Pretending You Understand the Stock Market
Chip ByteleyIn today’s world, where stock market trends like Bitcoin and GameStop dominate conversations from water coolers to dinner tables, the…
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