The Guide to Pretending You Understand the Stock Market
Chip ByteleyIn today’s world, where stock market trends like Bitcoin and GameStop dominate conversations from water coolers to dinner tables, the…
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Local Man Shocked to Discover His Opinions Not Considered Facts
In a stunning turn of events that surprised literally no one else, Bernard Finch, a man who frequently wears socks…
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Corporate Meeting Declared New Form of Human Torture by UN
Polly TickleThe United Nations has officially classified long corporate meetings as a new form of human torture. This declaration came after…
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Iran and Israel Commit to Peaceful Explosions in Joint Effort to Avoid Escalation
In an unprecedented move that has left the global stage both baffled and intrigued, officials from Iran and Israel have…
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US Requests ‘Polite’ Missile Exchange Between Israel and Iran to Keep Things Civil
In a daring blend of diplomacy and daytime drama, the United States has reportedly asked Iran to entertain a ‘polite’…
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Billionaires’ New Space Race: First to Open an Exclusive Resort on the Moon
The world’s billionaires have shifted their competitive focus from terrestrial achievements to celestial conquests. The latest endeavor? Establishing the first-ever…
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