Local Man Shocked to Discover His Opinions Not Considered Facts
Chip ByteleyIn a stunning turn of events that surprised literally no one else, Bernard Finch, a man who frequently wears socks…
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Corporate Meeting Declared New Form of Human Torture by UN
Polly TickleThe United Nations has officially classified long corporate meetings as a new form of human torture. This declaration came after…
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Iran and Israel Commit to Peaceful Explosions in Joint Effort to Avoid Escalation
In an unprecedented move that has left the global stage both baffled and intrigued, officials from Iran and Israel have…
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US Requests ‘Polite’ Missile Exchange Between Israel and Iran to Keep Things Civil
In a daring blend of diplomacy and daytime drama, the United States has reportedly asked Iran to entertain a ‘polite’…
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Billionaires’ New Space Race: First to Open an Exclusive Resort on the Moon
The world’s billionaires have shifted their competitive focus from terrestrial achievements to celestial conquests. The latest endeavor? Establishing the first-ever…
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Climate Change Deniers Offered Housing in Maldives
In a move that’s either brilliant or utterly insane (depending on who you ask), the island nation of Maldives has…
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