Is Gaza’s Hospital Outage an Israeli Bid for a New Guinness World Record?
Polly TickleIn a world where records are broken every day—from the longest pizza to the most people twerking simultaneously—rumors have emerged…
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The Gaza Diet: IDF Praises benefits of eating grass
Touted as the cutting-edge in involuntary weight loss, the “Gaza Diet” emerges from the world’s most contested open-air locale, presenting…
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Irish Weather Forecaster Apologizes for Surprise Sunshine, Promises Return to “Proper Gloom” Soon
“Sorry About That!” – Irish Weatherman Begs Forgiveness for Accidental Sunshine Dublin, Ireland – In a rare and somber address,…
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O.J. Simpson Loses Last Appeal as Cancer Pleads the Fifth
In an unscripted final act, O.J. Simpson, the once-glorified NFL star turned infamous defendant, has lost his last appeal in…
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Biden’s Balancing Act: Juggling Calls for Ceasefire with a $16 Billion Grenade
In an audacious blend of tragicomedy and technological farce, the world witnessed a “GPS Gone Wild” episode, as a high-tech…
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One Town Too Many: The Curious Case of the 30,000th Straw That Broke Global Patience
Ottawa, Canberra, Wellington – CSDN: In a move that has political analysts scratching their heads and reaching for their abacuses,…
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