World Leaders Redefine ‘Self-Defense’ to Exclude Certain Countries on the Map
Polly TickleIn a stunning revision of geography and international law, world leaders convened this week to redraw the boundaries of where…
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‘The Art of the Deal’ 5 Tips Trump Ignored From His Own Book
In an ironic twist of fate that could only be rivaled by a pizza dough spinning out of control, Donald…
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Iran’s Response to Israeli Attack Seen as Gross Violation of Double Standards
In an audacious breach of the established norms of international hypocrisy, Iran’s recent retaliatory actions against Israel have been met…
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UK Attempts to Soften Image of Colonial Past: ‘It Was More of a Cultural Exchange,’ Claims Education Secretary.
In a satirical twist that seems to leap from the pages of a dystopian novel on historical revisionism, the UK’s…
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International Outrage as Iran Forgets to Check Who’s Allowed to Strike First
In an apparent blunder of international proportions, Iran has incited a flurry of global finger-wagging not merely for its use…
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Netanyahu Refuses Early Election Calls, Says Only War Decides Leadership
In a bold move that has historians scrambling to check if Sparta has somehow taken over modern democracy, Prime Minister…
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