US Nervously Calls New Israeli Settlements ‘Inconsistent’ with International Law
Polly TickleIn what could only be termed as the diplomatic equivalent of saying “I’m not mad, just disappointed,” the United States…
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Iran Accused of Breaking ‘Unspoken Rules’ by Responding to Attacks
In the latest chapter of the Middle East saga, Iran’s recent retaliation against Israeli aggression has raised more than just…
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Global Leaders Agree: ‘Only Some Countries Get the Self-Defense Card’
In a stunning but unsurprising revelation, the international community has updated its unwritten rulebook, clearly delineating that the ‘self-defense’ argument…
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Boston Marathon Runners Now Required to Carry Sponsors on Their Backs for the Entire Race
Chip ByteleyThe Boston Marathon, traditionally a test of human endurance and willpower, has jettisoned its esteemed history for a model that’s…
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World’s Billionaires Race to Escape Earth: ‘It’s Not You, It’s Us’
In an unfolding drama that feels more like a cosmic soap opera than reality, the world’s billionaires are in a…
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Plants Feel Pain: The End of Vegetarianism As We Know It?
Crustian Satirical Daily News (CSDN) – In a revelation that has shaken the foundations of dietary ethics worldwide, a groundbreaking…
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