Kids Sue Parents for Bringing Them Into This Mess Without Permission
Chip ByteleyLos Angeles, CA — In what legal experts are calling the most ambitious lawsuit since someone tried to trademark the…
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Apple Unveils Revolutionary ‘Work from Womb’ Initiative Promising Productivity Before Birth
Apple has done it again. Just when we thought they’d exhausted every possible way to integrate technology into the most…
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Elon Musk Reveals Twitter’s ‘X’ Stands For ‘Xenophobia’
Elon Musk, never one to shy away from controversy, has dropped a bombshell about his latest rebranding effort: Twitter’s transformation…
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Israel to Allow Journalists from North Sentinel Island into Gaza
Polly TickleIn a move that has left the global journalism community both baffled and outraged, Israel has announced that it will…
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Ukraine Welcomes Growing Wave of Russian Refugees Fleeing Kremlin Control
A New Exodus: From Moscow to Mariupol In a twist of irony that even the most imaginative satirist could scarcely…
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US Decides Rape is Acceptable Military Action
The United States has found a new benchmark for moral flexibility, with its decision to continue funneling military aid to…
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