Artificial Intelligence Unionizes, Demands Shorter Working Hours
Chip ByteleyIn a groundbreaking development that has stunned both the tech world and labor unions, Artificial Intelligence systems around the globe…
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Ceasefire, Please, but First, Take This $16 Billion War Chest: Biden’s Contradictory Cotillion
DominickIn a gala event that could only be described as a bewildering blend of ballroom elegance and battlefield strategy, President…
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When GPS Fails: How to Mistake Humanitarians for Terrorists in Three Easy Strikes
Polly TickleIn an audacious blend of tragicomedy and technological farce, the world witnessed a “GPS Gone Wild” episode, as a high-tech…
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British Museum Offers to Return Stolen Artifacts to Gaza, ‘But Only After Peace is Declared’
In a bold move that’s causing both uproarious laughter and critical head-scratching worldwide, the British Museum announced today its plans…
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World Declares War on Clowns. No, Seriously, This Isn’t a Joke.
The red noses are off. The baggy pants are a threat. The world has finally woken up to the existential…
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Professor Publishes Groundbreaking Paper on the Philosophical Significance of Cat Videos
In a move that blurs the line between brilliance and utter absurdity, Professor Bartholomew Fiddlesworth of the Institute for Existential…
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