Professor Publishes Groundbreaking Paper on the Philosophical Significance of Cat Videos
Chip ByteleyIn a move that blurs the line between brilliance and utter absurdity, Professor Bartholomew Fiddlesworth of the Institute for Existential…
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Mastering the Art of ‘Tech Bro’ Speak in 30 Days
Have you ever found yourself lost in a sea of “disruptive innovations” and “synergies” while navigating the tech world? Fear…
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Israel Offering Subscription-Based Humanitarian Aid to Compete With UN
DominickIn a move that’s raising eyebrows and chuckles in equal measure, Israel has reportedly decided to tackle UNRWA’s ‘remarkable success…
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Art Critic Deciphers Toddler’s Scribbles as “Scathing Commentary on the Modern Condition”
The contemporary art scene has been thrown into disarray after renowned art critic, Jacques Baudelaire III, declared a toddler’s refrigerator-adorned…
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Internet Outage Leads to Nationwide Panic as Millions Forced to Experience Reality
In an unprecedented turn of events, a massive internet outage has plunged the nation into a state of mild hysteria.…
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Russia’s New Military Strategy: Bomb Ourselves to Confuse Enemy
Polly TickleIn a move that has left military strategists and international observers scratching their heads, Russian forces have once again bombed…
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