Internet Outage Leads to Nationwide Panic as Millions Forced to Experience Reality
Chip ByteleyIn an unprecedented turn of events, a massive internet outage has plunged the nation into a state of mild hysteria.…
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Russia’s New Military Strategy: Bomb Ourselves to Confuse Enemy
Polly TickleIn a move that has left military strategists and international observers scratching their heads, Russian forces have once again bombed…
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Deja Vu Diplomacy: When ‘Never Again’ Happens Again
In a turn of events that some might describe as “devastatingly predictable,” the grand chambers of the International Court of…
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New App Matches Singles Over Shared Dislikes
In the ever-evolving world of online dating, where swipes left and right dictate romantic fates, a groundbreaking new app is…
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Millennials’ Retirement Rude Awakening: “Renting Forever” Not a Plan
In a revelation that has sent shockwaves through avocado toast enthusiasts nationwide, the millennial generation has been hit with the…
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Economy So Bad, Wall Street Traders Now Accepting Monopoly Money
In an absurd reflection of the current economic climate, Wall Street traders have been reportedly accepting Monopoly money in transactions,…
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