Belgium’s ‘Build Back Better’ Initiative Faces Unexpected Renovation Courtesy of IDF
Polly TickleIn an unforeseen twist of diplomatic irony, Belgium, known for its waffles, chocolate, and now, its moral high ground in…
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History Class Debate Over Whether TikTok Counts as a Primary Source Rages for Weeks
Chip ByteleyA 10th-grade history class has devolved into a chaotic battleground of existential questions and generational warfare. An assignment on the…
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Apple Vision Pro Headset: Revolutionizing Procrastination
Two months ago, in an audacious move that sought to redefine the concept of work-life equilibrium, Apple unveiled the Vision…
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Houthis Offer ‘Missile-Targeting Satisfaction Survey’
In a twist that combines modern customer service tactics with unconventional warfare, the Houthi rebels have taken a page out…
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Academia’s Fake-Paper Problem Solved with Introduction of ‘Fiction’ Section in Journals
In an innovative response to the growing issue of fake papers in academia, leading academic journals have introduced a new…
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Study Finds Urban Youth Most Isolated in Cities, Prefers Talking to Buildings
In an ironic twist to the bustling life of big cities, a recent study has found that urban youth feel…
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