Israeli Forces Mull Over Ceasefire with Proposed Peace Café in Gaza
Polly TickleIn a development that’s more espresso shot than gunshot, Israeli forces, amidst ongoing tensions in Gaza, are reportedly pondering over…
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Holy Sauce! Vatican Considers Canonization of Cheesus Crust, Patron Saint of Pizza
Chip ByteleyThe aroma of simmering marinara and rising dough fills the hallowed halls of the Vatican of Pizza, as a weighty…
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Jesus or Chocolate? Theologians Debate True Meaning of Easter Amidst Candy Coma Epidemic
Sugar vs. Salvation: Theologians Debate the True Meaning of Easter as Candy Coma Cases Rise As Easter baskets overflow with…
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Starbucks Introduces Conflict-Resolution Lattes Amid Boycott Buzz
In a bold and somewhat unconventional strategy, Starbucks has responded to the escalating wave of boycotts with the unveiling of…
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IDF Leader’s Controversial Claim: “Grass is a Complete Daily Meal”
In a statement that has sparked outrage and disbelief, a leader within the Israel Defense Forces (IDF) has been quoted…
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Tucker Carlson and Vladimir Putin’s Unexpected Sitcom Venture
The surprising revelation that Tucker Carlson and Vladimir Putin are set to co-star in a sitcom has flipped the media…
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