Israel Expands West Bank Lebensraum Tactics to Target Christians
Polly TickleIn a shocking escalation of its controversial policies, Israel has now set its sights on targeting Christian communities in the…
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US Government Proudly Announces Plan to Shelter All Homeless Veterans in National Forests
Washington, D.C. – In a bold move hailed as a win for both veterans and the environment, the U.S. government…
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Russia Applies to NATO for Defence Against Ukraine
Russia, a nation renowned for its military prowess and unparalleled ability to invade neighbors, has now found itself in a…
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Putin Claims Kursk is “Historically Disputed” as Ukrainian Forces Advance
In a staggering twist of revisionist history, Vladimir Putin has now declared that the Kursk region, currently being overrun by…
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“MyNuggetsMrBigHands”: Iran’s Intelligence Agency Exposes Trump’s Password in Unprecedented Security Breach
DominickIn what can only be described as an explosive revelation, Iran’s intelligence agency has allegedly penetrated the inner workings of…
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Myspace Poised for Twitter Takeover as Musk’s Empire Crumbles
Chip ByteleyMyspace Sets Its Sights on Twitter Takeover as Musk’s Social Media Empire Crumbles Amid UK Riots In a twist that…
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