Ukraine Decorates Russian Oilfields with Decorative Drones
Polly TickleIn what might be the most unexpected philanthropic move of the century, the Ukrainian Army has announced a groundbreaking initiative…
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The Great Debate: Toppings or No Toppings? Yeaster Schism Divides the Church of Crustianity
Chip ByteleyHoly Pizza Wars! Yeaster Schism Threatens to Tear Church of Crustianity Apart A theological earthquake is rocking the Church of…
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East Palestine Mayor Considers City Rename, ‘East Israel’ Seen As More Accurate
In a move that has sparked both controversy and curiosity, the Mayor of East Palestine, Ohio, is reportedly considering a…
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Sunak’s Donor Drama: PM Proposes Donating £10M to ‘Racism Reversal Fund’
UK Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has unveiled a bold, albeit bewildering, initiative: the donation of £10 million to what he…
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USA Set To Build And Destroy Aid Port In Gaza?
In a bold move that experts are calling a blend of humanitarian effort and an economic stimulus package for the…
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‘Save Water: Drink Wine’ Campaign Surprisingly Effective
In a move hailed as an environmental masterstroke, the ‘Save Water: Drink Wine’ campaign has swept the nation, proving that…
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