Water Bottle Sales Surge: ‘Hydrate Like It’s Your Job’ Becomes Ramadan Mantra
Chip ByteleyIn a twist even the most seasoned economists couldn’t have predicted, the holy month of Ramadan has triggered an unprecedented…
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British Parliament Debates: Should Tea Breaks Be Extended to Discuss the Weather More Effectively?
Polly TickleIn a move that surprised absolutely no one familiar with the intricate dance of British bureaucracy, the Parliament erupted in…
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Find My Iftar’ App Goes Viral: Locates Nearest Open Buffet in Seconds
Instead of the frantic pre-sunset rush that often characterized Ramadan eves, a sense of calm has fallen upon hungry Muslims…
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Florida Man Attempts to Pay Taxes with Alligator
In a move that solidifies Florida’s reputation as the epicenter of the bizarre, a resourceful Sunshine State resident attempted to…
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Local Goose Gang Terrorizes Bakery, Demands Daily Offering of Croissants
A gaggle of geese has descended upon Gcase Bakkery, striking fear (and a strange sense of amusement) into the hearts…
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Sleepy Iranian Town Mistakes Suhoor Alarm for Alien Invasion
UFO Panic Hits Iran: Rogue Alarm Clock Sparks Pre-Dawn Chaos In a bizarre incident that has left experts baffled and…
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