Megachurch Installs “Express Lane” for Donations, Godliness Now Available with Upgrade
Polly TickleIn a move that blurs the line between salvation and a theme park ride, a prominent megachurch has announced the…
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Tech Companies to Introduce ‘Thoughts and Prayers’ App for Disaster Response
In a move that can only be described as peak Silicon Valley cynicism, tech giants have unveiled a groundbreaking new…
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New Study Finds: Pub Regulars May Live Longer Thanks to Daily Dose of Sarcasm
Chip ByteleyIn a discovery that will surely raise pints of celebration across the land, a groundbreaking new study has revealed a…
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Meghan Markle’s Avocado Toast Causes Global Butter Shortage, Sparks Royal Feud
Hold the Avocado! Meghan Sparks Royal Rift and Global Crisis with Toast Obsession Buckingham Palace is in a state of…
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IDF Develops New Cyberweapon: Deploys Sarcastic Reddit Bots to Sow Confusion Among Enemies
In a groundbreaking development in the realm of cyber warfare, the Israeli Defense Forces (IDF) have unveiled their latest strategic…
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Irish Dance Competition Turns Vicious as Parents Dispute Authenticity of Each Other’s Spray Tans
What began as a celebration of intricate footwork and questionable fashion choices descended into chaos at the regional Irish Dance…
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