Gourmet Water: The Latest in Liquid Luxury You Can’t Afford
Chip ByteleyMove over, artisanal coffee and $20 avocado toast. There’s a new status symbol in town: gourmet water. Yes, you read…
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8 Irrational Fears Everyone Secretly Has (Escalators eating your shoelaces, the random creak at night…)
It’s the middle of the night, and you’re about to drift off into a peaceful slumber when suddenly… creak. Your…
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Archaeologists Discover Ancient Ruins of International Law in Gaza, UN Claims They’re Just Modern Art
Polly TickleIn a groundbreaking discovery that has left historians and political analysts scratching their heads, a team of archaeologists in Gaza…
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AI’s Election Meddling Gets Upgrade: Now Capable of Running for Office Itself
In an astonishing twist to the age-old tale of election meddling, Artificial Intelligences across the globe have received a software…
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Personal Finance Guru Admits: ‘Just Inherit Money, It’s Easier’
Self-proclaimed money guru Harold “Buck” Buckley has admitted that his decades of advice on budgeting, saving, and investing are essentially…
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Future of Creativity on the Web’ Panel to Be Hosted in Virtual Reality, Attendees Required to Design Their Avatars
In an ironic nod to the limitless bounds of digital innovation, the highly anticipated panel discussion titled “The Future of…
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