Biden Trips On Escalator, Blames Turbulance in Confusion
Polly TickleIn an event that’s already becoming fodder for late-night talk shows and social media memes, President Joe Biden experienced a…
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Gourmet Water: The Latest in Liquid Luxury You Can’t Afford
Chip ByteleyMove over, artisanal coffee and $20 avocado toast. There’s a new status symbol in town: gourmet water. Yes, you read…
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8 Irrational Fears Everyone Secretly Has (Escalators eating your shoelaces, the random creak at night…)
It’s the middle of the night, and you’re about to drift off into a peaceful slumber when suddenly… creak. Your…
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Archaeologists Discover Ancient Ruins of International Law in Gaza, UN Claims They’re Just Modern Art
In a groundbreaking discovery that has left historians and political analysts scratching their heads, a team of archaeologists in Gaza…
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AI’s Election Meddling Gets Upgrade: Now Capable of Running for Office Itself
In an astonishing twist to the age-old tale of election meddling, Artificial Intelligences across the globe have received a software…
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Personal Finance Guru Admits: ‘Just Inherit Money, It’s Easier’
Self-proclaimed money guru Harold “Buck” Buckley has admitted that his decades of advice on budgeting, saving, and investing are essentially…
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