Europe’s Newest Import: The Full-Scale War Experience
Polly TickleEurope, the land of charming cobblestone streets, fine wines, and centuries-old cathedrals, has always been a top travel destination. But…
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Kenyan Cops Pack for Haitian “Vacation”: UN’s Latest Anti-Gang Initiative Sparks New Fashion Trend in Body Armor Beachwear
The beaches of Haiti were just expecting the usual tide of tourists. Instead, they’re about to receive a surge of…
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World’s First Underwater Internet Cafe Opens, Promises Truly ‘Deep Web’ Experience
Chip ByteleyForget crowded coffee shops with spotty Wi-Fi; ocean enthusiasts now have the ultimate distraction-free workspace. Nestled amongst the coral reefs…
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New Middle East Urban Development Plan: More Rubble, Less Trouble
In a groundbreaking move sure to raise eyebrows (and possibly dust clouds), several Middle Eastern nations have announced a revolutionary…
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World Happiness Day Recognizes the Leading Cause of Joy: Denial
DominickIn a surprising twist to the usual celebrations, World Happiness Day has taken an unexpected turn by recognizing denial as…
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Russian Ambassador Too Much Innocent Death In Gaza, Even For Us
In a world where diplomatic subtleties are often lost in translation, the Russian Ambassador’s latest statement has sent shockwaves through…
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