Can’t Afford Healthcare? No Problem! DIY Surgery Kits Offer Cost-Effective Self-Amputation
Polly TickleIn a move fueled by either desperation or delusion, DIY surgery kits are experiencing a horrifying surge in popularity, driven…
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MTG Proposes Ban on Balloons: “They’re Just Chinese Spy Unicorns in Disguise”
Washington D.C. – In a move that has left both party planners and national security experts bewildered, firebrand congresswoman Marjorie…
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Republicans Mistakenly Believes “Deepfake” Politician Is a Refreshing Change from the Usual Liars
In an era where trust in political figures wanes and digital technology reaches unprecedented heights, a nation has found itself…
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Canada’s Timing Impeccable as Ever: Ceasing Arms Exports to Israel in a Masterclass of Procrastination
Chip ByteleyIn an unparalleled display of impeccable timing, Canada has finally decided to cease its arms exports to Israel, not in…
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In a Twist of Fate, Uncle Sam Swaps Hats: From Roadblock to Peacemaker in Gaza”
In a move as predictable as a plot twist in a daytime soap opera, the United States, previously the lone…
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Far-Right Party Chega Floats Portugal Wall Idea, Aims To Keep Away Mexicans
Lisbon, Portugal – In a move that has left cartographers and geographers scratching their heads, Portugal’s far-right party, Chega, has…
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