Racial Equality Achieved for 24 Hours: World Agrees to Annual ‘Be Decent Human Beings’ Day
Chip ByteleyIn a move that surprised even the most optimistic cynics, the entire world participated in a 24-hour experiment in racial…
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Chinese Investment in Education Soars After Discovering Students Can Be Taught to Mine Bitcoin
Polly TickleIn a move that would make Confucius raise an eyebrow, China’s education system is undergoing a dramatic shift. Forget rote…
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World Poetry Day Sees Historic Peace Treaty Signed Between Rhyming and Free Verse Poets
In a move that stunned the literary world, a peace treaty officially ending the centuries-long battle between rhyming and free…
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Finnish Ice Hockey Teams to Swap Sticks for Lightsabers, Aiming for a More ‘Enlightened’ Game
In a move that seems ripped from a space opera script, the notoriously aggressive Finnish Ice Hockey League has announced…
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PAX East Unveils ‘Survival Mode’ Entrance: Only Those Who Can Craft a Ticket from Raw Materials Get In
BOSTON, MA – In a move that has simultaneously shocked and delighted hardcore gamers, PAX East has just announced a…
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PAX East to Feature Live NPC Training Seminar: How to Repeat Yourself Without Going Insane
Get ready to level up your NPC skills! PAX East, the renowned gaming convention, is venturing into uncharted territory with…
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