In a Twist of Fate, Uncle Sam Swaps Hats: From Roadblock to Peacemaker in Gaza”
Polly TickleIn a move as predictable as a plot twist in a daytime soap opera, the United States, previously the lone…
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Far-Right Party Chega Floats Portugal Wall Idea, Aims To Keep Away Mexicans
Lisbon, Portugal – In a move that has left cartographers and geographers scratching their heads, Portugal’s far-right party, Chega, has…
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Racial Equality Achieved for 24 Hours: World Agrees to Annual ‘Be Decent Human Beings’ Day
Chip ByteleyIn a move that surprised even the most optimistic cynics, the entire world participated in a 24-hour experiment in racial…
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Chinese Investment in Education Soars After Discovering Students Can Be Taught to Mine Bitcoin
In a move that would make Confucius raise an eyebrow, China’s education system is undergoing a dramatic shift. Forget rote…
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World Poetry Day Sees Historic Peace Treaty Signed Between Rhyming and Free Verse Poets
In a move that stunned the literary world, a peace treaty officially ending the centuries-long battle between rhyming and free…
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Finnish Ice Hockey Teams to Swap Sticks for Lightsabers, Aiming for a More ‘Enlightened’ Game
In a move that seems ripped from a space opera script, the notoriously aggressive Finnish Ice Hockey League has announced…
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