International French Language Day Introduces ‘Le Texte Twist’: Autocorrect Everything To French
Chip ByteleyIn a move designed to boost global appreciation of the French language (and cause widespread linguistic mayhem), the organizers of…
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French Bulldogs to Lead International French Language Day Parade: Finally, a Role That Speaks to Them
Move over, esteemed linguists and poets! This year, the International French Language Day Parade will be spearheaded by a rather…
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The Unsolvable Puzzle of Adulting: Why We’re All Faking It
There’s an unspoken agreement when you leave adolescence – someone, somewhere hands you a mysterious instruction manual titled “Adulting for…
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International Community Sends Putin Congratulations, Along with a Dictionary Definition of ‘Election
Polly TickleIn an unprecedented display of global camaraderie—or perhaps, satire—the international community has come together to congratulate Vladimir Putin on his…
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Fasting Fitness Tracker Released: Vibrates If You Reach for Snacks Pre-Iftar
In a fusion of modern technology and traditional religious observance, tech giant InnoTrack has released a groundbreaking new fitness wearable…
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New App Promises to Find the Trendiest Brunch Spot Before Anyone Else Knows It Exists
Tired of endlessly scrolling through brunch photos on social media, only to arrive at overcrowded hotspots with hour-long waits for…
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