Ukraine’s Invasion of Russia: How an Expired WinRAR License Turned the Tables on Putin
Chip ByteleyIn a shocking and unprecedented development, Ukrainian forces have reportedly launched a full-scale invasion into Russian territory, marking a dramatic…
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American Evangelicals Abandon Jesus After Actually Reading Bible, Still Claim to Be Christian
Liv N. LargeIn what can only be described as a theological plot twist of biblical proportions, American Evangelicals are reportedly distancing themselves…
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Israel Mulls Expanding Lebensraum to Lebanon
Polly TickleIn a development that seems ripped from the pages of a history book best left in the past, Israel is…
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Elon Musk to Sue EU for Falling Tesla Sales
Elon Musk, never one to shy away from controversy, is reportedly preparing to sue the European Union over Tesla’s declining…
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Local Woman Perfects Online Shopping Cart Without Ever Making a Purchase
Emma Driscoll, 32, has achieved what many consider the ultimate zen of online retail: the perfectly curated shopping cart, without…
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UK Rioters Deny Racism After Beating Black Man: ‘We Thought He Was in Blackface’
DominickIn a stunning display of cognitive dissonance and selective blindness, a group of rioters in the UK have denied allegations…
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