Athletes Complain Paris Air Quality Worse Than Doping Side Effects
Liv N. LargeIn a surprising turn of events, athletes competing in the upcoming Paris Olympics have voiced their concerns about the city’s…
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Maduro Clings to Power to Dodge the Starvation Afflicting His Citizens
Polly TickleIn a move that has left the world both unsurprised and disheartened, Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro has secured another term…
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Reddit Teams with Russian Military for Content Moderation
Chip ByteleyIn a surprising and satirical twist, Reddit has decided to collaborate with the Russian military for content moderation. This move…
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Man Claims ‘No Time for Gym,’ Spends Most Days Stoned on His Couch
In an astonishing revelation, local man Todd Mitchell, 32, has declared he has “no time for the gym,” citing his…
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Israel Advocates for Peace Through Assassinations
In a move that has left international observers bewildered, Israel has continued its controversial approach to peace by targeting and…
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Keir Starmer Advocates for Irish-Led Union to Fix Brexit Mess
In a bold and unprecedented move, UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer has proposed a unique solution to the ongoing Brexit…
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