Israel Mulls Expanding Lebensraum to Lebanon
Polly TickleIn a development that seems ripped from the pages of a history book best left in the past, Israel is…
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Elon Musk to Sue EU for Falling Tesla Sales
Chip ByteleyElon Musk, never one to shy away from controversy, is reportedly preparing to sue the European Union over Tesla’s declining…
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Local Woman Perfects Online Shopping Cart Without Ever Making a Purchase
Liv N. LargeEmma Driscoll, 32, has achieved what many consider the ultimate zen of online retail: the perfectly curated shopping cart, without…
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UK Rioters Deny Racism After Beating Black Man: ‘We Thought He Was in Blackface’
DominickIn a stunning display of cognitive dissonance and selective blindness, a group of rioters in the UK have denied allegations…
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Britain Debates Whether to Pause Genocide Aid or Just Delay It
In a move that has stirred significant controversy, the United Kingdom is currently debating whether to pause its arms exports…
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IDF Seek Partnership With Mr.Beast After Human Rights Allegations
In a twist that sounds like a punchline from a late-night comedy show, the Israeli Defense Forces (IDF), currently embroiled…
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