‘Fasting Influencers’ Take Over Social Media: Sponsored Suhoor Smoothies Anyone?
Chip Byteley“Hangry? Try This $30 Protein Shake!” Fasting Influencers Colonize Social Feeds Just when you thought the social media wellness sphere…
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Sober St. Patrick’s Day” Movement Gains Traction, Promptly Abandoned After Two Hours of Boredom
Polly TickleIn a misguided attempt to inject a dose of mindfulness into the chaos of March 17th, the “Sober St. Patrick’s…
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Irish Expats Worldwide Discover That No Other Country Knows How to Celebrate St. Paddy’s Day Properly
Every March 17th, as the world turns a questionable shade of green, Irish expats embark on a quest of both…
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Fight Islamophobia Day Cancelled, Israel Claims It’s Antisemitic
The annual Fight Islamophobia Day campaign has been unexpectedly thrust into controversy after the Israeli Ministry of Culture issued a…
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Russia Introduces World’s First ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ Election
In a bold move that has game theorists and political pundits alike scrambling for their textbooks, Russia has unveiled the…
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Instant Iftar Meal Kits Flop: ‘Just Add Water’ Concept Confuses Many
The promise of a hassle-free Ramadan experience fell flat with the launch of instant Iftar meal kits. Marketed as the…
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