Russia Introduces World’s First ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ Election
Polly TickleIn a bold move that has game theorists and political pundits alike scrambling for their textbooks, Russia has unveiled the…
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Instant Iftar Meal Kits Flop: ‘Just Add Water’ Concept Confuses Many
Chip ByteleyThe promise of a hassle-free Ramadan experience fell flat with the launch of instant Iftar meal kits. Marketed as the…
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Russian Elections Announce New Breakthrough in Predictive Technology: Winners Declared Before Voting Begins
Russian officials have proudly announced a revolutionary breakthrough in predictive technology: the ability to declare election winners before the cumbersome…
Read MoreVaccine Does Half the Job, CDC Half-Excited
DominickWith precision that could only be described as “mathematically muddled,” this latest statistic has plunged the public into a semi-state…
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Furry Faith: Pets Mysteriously Embracing Ramadan Traditions
In a heartwarming (and slightly baffling) development, household pets across the globe appear to be observing Ramadan alongside their Muslim…
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Corporate America Achieves Peak Self-Awareness: Offers Mental Health Days to Recover from…More Corporate Meetings
In a move baffling both mental health professionals and office-dwellers alike, corporations nationwide have begun a curious new initiative: offering…
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