Fight Islamophobia Day Cancelled, Israel Claims It’s Antisemitic
Polly TickleThe annual Fight Islamophobia Day campaign has been unexpectedly thrust into controversy after the Israeli Ministry of Culture issued a…
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Russia Introduces World’s First ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ Election
In a bold move that has game theorists and political pundits alike scrambling for their textbooks, Russia has unveiled the…
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Instant Iftar Meal Kits Flop: ‘Just Add Water’ Concept Confuses Many
Chip ByteleyThe promise of a hassle-free Ramadan experience fell flat with the launch of instant Iftar meal kits. Marketed as the…
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Russian Elections Announce New Breakthrough in Predictive Technology: Winners Declared Before Voting Begins
Russian officials have proudly announced a revolutionary breakthrough in predictive technology: the ability to declare election winners before the cumbersome…
Read MoreVaccine Does Half the Job, CDC Half-Excited
DominickWith precision that could only be described as “mathematically muddled,” this latest statistic has plunged the public into a semi-state…
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Furry Faith: Pets Mysteriously Embracing Ramadan Traditions
In a heartwarming (and slightly baffling) development, household pets across the globe appear to be observing Ramadan alongside their Muslim…
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