Mexico’s Presidential Palace Door Knocked Down: Protesters Claim They Were Just Looking for the Bathroom
Polly TickleMexico City awoke to a scene straight out of a slapstick comedy (or a particularly ill-planned coup attempt). The once-imposing…
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Global Corporations Celebrate International Women’s Day by Giving Female Employees 23% Off Work Emails
Chip ByteleyIn a display of corporate feminism that’s as insulting as it is mathematically infuriating, multinational corporations are marking International Women’s…
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For International Women’s Day, World Leaders Agree to Swap Roles with Women, Anticipate Global Improvement by Noon
for International Women’s Day world leaders have unanimously agreed to step aside and let women run the show. Expectations are…
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For International Women’s Day, World Agrees to Pretend Gender Pay Gap Is Just a Mythical Creature
In a heartwarming display of international cooperation, world leaders have come together this International Women’s Day to announce a groundbreaking…
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President Biden Uses State of the Union to Unveil New Age-Defying Cream: Promises to Reduce National Debt and Wrinkles
In a history-making (or wrinkle-reducing?) address, President Biden addressed the nation last night, tackling two of America’s most pressing concerns:…
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Nikki Haley Exits Presidential Race, Says She Misread ‘Run for President’ as ‘Run from President’
Nikki Haley, former UN Ambassador and once a promising contender for the Republican presidential nomination, has announced her abrupt withdrawal…
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