Formula 1 Teams Consider Racing on Magic Carpets for Improved Aerodynamics
Chip ByteleyIn a move that’s either inspired, completely insane, or perhaps both, Formula 1 teams are investigating a radical new approach…
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Strikes Paralyze German Transport: Nation Reverts to Horse and Buggy
Polly TickleIn a scene straight out of a history book, a nationwide German transport strike has crippled the usually hyper-efficient public…
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Dartmouth Hoops Squad Forms Union, Requests Salaries in Pizza Slices and Unlimited Coffee Passes
The Dartmouth Big Green basketball team has officially formed a union. Citing exploitative practices, unreasonable hours, and a concerning lack…
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Formula 1 Drivers to Wear Capes: Because Speed Needs More Drama
In a move hailed as equal parts bold fashion statement and “did they really just do that?”, Formula 1 drivers…
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Meta Meltdown: Outage Plunges Millions into the Dark Ages of Face-to-Face Communication
Meta platforms (Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp) suffered a catastrophic global outage, plunging millions of users into a horrifying reality: real-life interaction.…
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Heat of the Moment: Ukraine’s Drones Get Unexpected Second Life as Fuel Source in Russian Iron Ore Plant
In a bizarre turn of events, a malfunctioning catapult system at a Russian iron ore plant has led to the…
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