Egypt Strikes $8 Billion Deal with IMF: Plans to Invest in Pyramid Schemes
Polly TickleEgypt has secured an $8 billion IMF bailout package and has hinted at a shockingly unconventional investment strategy: pyramid schemes.…
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Tech Company Celebrates International Women’s Day by Developing App That Detects Workplace Sexism with 50% Accuracy
Chip ByteleyIn a move heralded as either “sorta progressive?” or “deeply misguided,” tech startup InnoBros Inc. celebrated International Women’s Day by…
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Celebrate Women in the Workplace! Businesses Announce “Radical” Initiative Where Women Receive Full Credit… For One Day
In a corporate gesture so patronizing it borders on performance art, businesses worldwide are marking International Women’s Day with a…
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Mexico’s Presidential Palace Door Knocked Down: Protesters Claim They Were Just Looking for the Bathroom
Mexico City awoke to a scene straight out of a slapstick comedy (or a particularly ill-planned coup attempt). The once-imposing…
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Global Corporations Celebrate International Women’s Day by Giving Female Employees 23% Off Work Emails
In a display of corporate feminism that’s as insulting as it is mathematically infuriating, multinational corporations are marking International Women’s…
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For International Women’s Day, World Leaders Agree to Swap Roles with Women, Anticipate Global Improvement by Noon
for International Women’s Day world leaders have unanimously agreed to step aside and let women run the show. Expectations are…
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