Artificial Intelligence Unionizes, Demands Shorter Working Hours
Chip ByteleyIn a groundbreaking development that has stunned both the tech world and labor unions, Artificial Intelligence systems around the globe…
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In a move that blurs the line between brilliance and utter absurdity, Professor Bartholomew Fiddlesworth of the Institute for Existential…
Read MoreArt Critic Deciphers Toddler’s Scribbles as “Scathing Commentary on the Modern Condition”
The contemporary art scene has been thrown into disarray after renowned art critic, Jacques Baudelaire III, declared a toddler’s refrigerator-adorned…
Read MoreInternet Outage Leads to Nationwide Panic as Millions Forced to Experience Reality
In an unprecedented turn of events, a massive internet outage has plunged the nation into a state of mild hysteria.…
Read MoreNew App Matches Singles Over Shared Dislikes
In the ever-evolving world of online dating, where swipes left and right dictate romantic fates, a groundbreaking new app is…
Read MoreHistory Class Debate Over Whether TikTok Counts as a Primary Source Rages for Weeks
A 10th-grade history class has devolved into a chaotic battleground of existential questions and generational warfare. An assignment on the…
Read MoreApple Vision Pro Headset: Revolutionizing Procrastination
Two months ago, in an audacious move that sought to redefine the concept of work-life equilibrium, Apple unveiled the Vision…
Read MoreStudy Finds Urban Youth Most Isolated in Cities, Prefers Talking to Buildings
In an ironic twist to the bustling life of big cities, a recent study has found that urban youth feel…
Read MoreHoly Sauce! Vatican Considers Canonization of Cheesus Crust, Patron Saint of Pizza
The aroma of simmering marinara and rising dough fills the hallowed halls of the Vatican of Pizza, as a weighty…
Read MoreJesus or Chocolate? Theologians Debate True Meaning of Easter Amidst Candy Coma Epidemic
Sugar vs. Salvation: Theologians Debate the True Meaning of Easter as Candy Coma Cases Rise As Easter baskets overflow with…
Read MoreScientists Announce Breakthrough: A Coffee That Actually Makes Meetings Interesting
Scientists have unveiled a mind-blowing breakthrough: a coffee that makes meetings actually interesting. Dubbed “Focus Fuel,” this revolutionary beverage boasts…
Read MoreGrammar Police Announce New Task Force to Tackle the Misuse of Literally; Literally Everyone Worried
A ripple of dread has spread through the English-speaking world as the Grammar Police announced the formation of the “Special…
Read MoreThe Great Debate: Toppings or No Toppings? Yeaster Schism Divides the Church of Crustianity
Holy Pizza Wars! Yeaster Schism Threatens to Tear Church of Crustianity Apart A theological earthquake is rocking the Church of…
Read More‘Save Water: Drink Wine’ Campaign Surprisingly Effective
In a move hailed as an environmental masterstroke, the ‘Save Water: Drink Wine’ campaign has swept the nation, proving that…
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Mastering the Art of ‘Tech Bro’ Speak in 30 Days
Have you ever found yourself lost in a sea of “disruptive innovations” and “synergies” while navigating the tech world? Fear…
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