Adulting School for Millennials: Mastering Life One Class at a Time
Chip ByteleyIn an age where “adulting” can seem like a daunting task, a new institution is opening its doors to those…
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In a development that’s literally out of this world, the recent confirmation of a Martian lake has ignited an intergalactic…
Read MoreNew Self-Help Book Teaches How to Overthink More Efficiently
Sick of scattered ruminations? Tired of wasting time on unproductive mental spirals? Well, fret no more! The latest self-help phenomenon,…
Read MoreAI Panelist Wins Game Design Contest: Organizers Debate Award Eligibility
“Skynet Takes Over…Game Design?” AI Victory Sparks Contest Controversy SAN FRANCISCO, CA – The annual Indie Game Design Jamboree ended…
Read MoreGourmet Water: The Latest in Liquid Luxury You Can’t Afford
Move over, artisanal coffee and $20 avocado toast. There’s a new status symbol in town: gourmet water. Yes, you read…
Read More8 Irrational Fears Everyone Secretly Has (Escalators eating your shoelaces, the random creak at night…)
It’s the middle of the night, and you’re about to drift off into a peaceful slumber when suddenly… creak. Your…
Read MorePersonal Finance Guru Admits: ‘Just Inherit Money, It’s Easier’
Self-proclaimed money guru Harold “Buck” Buckley has admitted that his decades of advice on budgeting, saving, and investing are essentially…
Read MoreFuture of Creativity on the Web’ Panel to Be Hosted in Virtual Reality, Attendees Required to Design Their Avatars
In an ironic nod to the limitless bounds of digital innovation, the highly anticipated panel discussion titled “The Future of…
Read MoreVirtual Reality Iftar Experiences: Dine Anywhere from Mecca to the Moon
Imagine, for a moment, the traditional Iftar experience transformed by the power of virtual reality (VR). The communal meal shared…
Read MoreCanada’s Timing Impeccable as Ever: Ceasing Arms Exports to Israel in a Masterclass of Procrastination
In an unparalleled display of impeccable timing, Canada has finally decided to cease its arms exports to Israel, not in…
Read MoreRacial Equality Achieved for 24 Hours: World Agrees to Annual ‘Be Decent Human Beings’ Day
In a move that surprised even the most optimistic cynics, the entire world participated in a 24-hour experiment in racial…
Read MoreWorld Poetry Day Sees Historic Peace Treaty Signed Between Rhyming and Free Verse Poets
In a move that stunned the literary world, a peace treaty officially ending the centuries-long battle between rhyming and free…
Read MoreFinnish Ice Hockey Teams to Swap Sticks for Lightsabers, Aiming for a More ‘Enlightened’ Game
In a move that seems ripped from a space opera script, the notoriously aggressive Finnish Ice Hockey League has announced…
Read MorePAX East Unveils ‘Survival Mode’ Entrance: Only Those Who Can Craft a Ticket from Raw Materials Get In
BOSTON, MA – In a move that has simultaneously shocked and delighted hardcore gamers, PAX East has just announced a…
Read MorePAX East to Feature Live NPC Training Seminar: How to Repeat Yourself Without Going Insane
Get ready to level up your NPC skills! PAX East, the renowned gaming convention, is venturing into uncharted territory with…
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