Six Nations: Seeking Volunteers to Explain the Rules to Americans
Chip ByteleyAmerican Newbies Watch, But Who Can Explain the Rules? The annual Six Nations rugby tournament is upon us, and the…
Read MoreWorld’s First Underwater Internet Cafe Opens, Promises Truly ‘Deep Web’ Experience
Forget crowded coffee shops with spotty Wi-Fi; ocean enthusiasts now have the ultimate distraction-free workspace. Nestled amongst the coral reefs…
Read MoreInternational French Language Day Introduces ‘Le Texte Twist’: Autocorrect Everything To French
In a move designed to boost global appreciation of the French language (and cause widespread linguistic mayhem), the organizers of…
Read MoreFrench Bulldogs to Lead International French Language Day Parade: Finally, a Role That Speaks to Them
Move over, esteemed linguists and poets! This year, the International French Language Day Parade will be spearheaded by a rather…
Read MoreThe Unsolvable Puzzle of Adulting: Why We’re All Faking It
There’s an unspoken agreement when you leave adolescence – someone, somewhere hands you a mysterious instruction manual titled “Adulting for…
Read MoreFasting Fitness Tracker Released: Vibrates If You Reach for Snacks Pre-Iftar
In a fusion of modern technology and traditional religious observance, tech giant InnoTrack has released a groundbreaking new fitness wearable…
Read MoreGDC Introduces ‘Real-Time Content Creation’: Attendees to Develop Next AAA Game During Conference
In a move that blurs the line between ambition and absurdity, the organizers of the prestigious Game Developers Conference (GDC)…
Read MoreGenerative AI Creates Game on Spot: Developers Concerned About Job Security and Inconsistencies in Plot
The world of game development is facing a seismic shift as generative AI tools become increasingly sophisticated. While some see…
Read More‘Path Tracing the Buffet Line’: GDC to Use Latest Ray Tracing Tech to Optimize Lunch Queues
In a move that’s simultaneously baffling and oddly inspired, the organizers of the prestigious Game Developers Conference (GDC) have announced…
Read More‘Fasting Influencers’ Take Over Social Media: Sponsored Suhoor Smoothies Anyone?
“Hangry? Try This $30 Protein Shake!” Fasting Influencers Colonize Social Feeds Just when you thought the social media wellness sphere…
Read MoreIrish Expats Worldwide Discover That No Other Country Knows How to Celebrate St. Paddy’s Day Properly
Every March 17th, as the world turns a questionable shade of green, Irish expats embark on a quest of both…
Read MoreInstant Iftar Meal Kits Flop: ‘Just Add Water’ Concept Confuses Many
The promise of a hassle-free Ramadan experience fell flat with the launch of instant Iftar meal kits. Marketed as the…
Read MoreFurry Faith: Pets Mysteriously Embracing Ramadan Traditions
In a heartwarming (and slightly baffling) development, household pets across the globe appear to be observing Ramadan alongside their Muslim…
Read MoreCorporate America Achieves Peak Self-Awareness: Offers Mental Health Days to Recover from…More Corporate Meetings
In a move baffling both mental health professionals and office-dwellers alike, corporations nationwide have begun a curious new initiative: offering…
Read More
New App Promises to Find the Trendiest Brunch Spot Before Anyone Else Knows It Exists
Tired of endlessly scrolling through brunch photos on social media, only to arrive at overcrowded hotspots with hour-long waits for…
Read More