Your Ramadan Sleeping Habits Just Got an Upgrade: “Fasting Friendly” Alarm Clock Promises Uninterrupted Slumber
Chip ByteleyIn a move that blends spiritual mindfulness with cutting-edge laziness technology, a new tech company is causing a stir with…
Read More‘Work from Home’ to Evolve into ‘Work from Reality’ With Virtual Reality Integration
The boundaries between our physical and digital workspaces are blurring, as employers and tech giants are betting big on a…
Read MoreTennis Players Uses Frying Pan When Racket Breaks
In a display of either sheer genius or unhinged brilliance (and possibly a severe lack of sportsmanship), top-seeded tennis player…
Read MoreOppenheimer Blows Up at the Oscars: A Theoretical Exploration of Winning
Oppenheimer not only dominated the nominations but also exploded onto the scene with a significant haul of awards, including Best…
Read MoreEnvironmentalists Praise Oscars for ‘Going Green’ by Recycling Jokes from Previous Years
The 96th Academy Awards took a significant step toward sustainability—not through renewable energy or plastic reduction, but by embracing the…
Read MoreViewer Ratings Skyrocket as Oscars Accidentally Broadcast a Popular Movie Instead of the Ceremony
In an unforeseen turn of events that Hollywood couldn’t have scripted better, this year’s Oscars broadcast took an unexpected detour,…
Read MoreGlobal Confusion as Ramadan Calendar Syncs with Leap Year: An Extra Day of Fasting or Feasting?
Ramadan Dates Shift, Causing Global Confusion and Culinary Chaos A rare cosmic alignment has thrown the global Muslim community a…
Read More5 Indoor Plants Even YOU Can’t Kill (For the Tragically Brown-Thumbed)
Let’s face it, some of us were born with sunshine coursing through our veins, nurturing every living thing we touch.…
Read MoreForget Juice Cleanses, Fasting, and Keto: Photosynthesis is the Hot New Diet Trend
Move over, celery juice and bone broth – there’s a new health craze sweeping the wellness world, and it requires…
Read MoreTech Company Celebrates International Women’s Day by Developing App That Detects Workplace Sexism with 50% Accuracy
In a move heralded as either “sorta progressive?” or “deeply misguided,” tech startup InnoBros Inc. celebrated International Women’s Day by…
Read MoreCelebrate Women in the Workplace! Businesses Announce “Radical” Initiative Where Women Receive Full Credit… For One Day
In a corporate gesture so patronizing it borders on performance art, businesses worldwide are marking International Women’s Day with a…
Read MoreGlobal Corporations Celebrate International Women’s Day by Giving Female Employees 23% Off Work Emails
In a display of corporate feminism that’s as insulting as it is mathematically infuriating, multinational corporations are marking International Women’s…
Read MoreFor International Women’s Day, World Agrees to Pretend Gender Pay Gap Is Just a Mythical Creature
In a heartwarming display of international cooperation, world leaders have come together this International Women’s Day to announce a groundbreaking…
Read MoreFormula 1 Teams Consider Racing on Magic Carpets for Improved Aerodynamics
In a move that’s either inspired, completely insane, or perhaps both, Formula 1 teams are investigating a radical new approach…
Read MoreDartmouth Hoops Squad Forms Union, Requests Salaries in Pizza Slices and Unlimited Coffee Passes
The Dartmouth Big Green basketball team has officially formed a union. Citing exploitative practices, unreasonable hours, and a concerning lack…
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