Elon Musk to Sue Non-Twitter/X Users for Not Signing Up
Chip ByteleyIn a brilliant twist that only the mastermind behind the Twitter-to-X fiasco could concoct, Elon Musk is now planning to…
Read MoreReddit Teams with Russian Military for Content Moderation
In a surprising and satirical twist, Reddit has decided to collaborate with the Russian military for content moderation. This move…
Read MoreWWE and Netflix Look to Stream Maduro vs Elon Musk Fight
In an unexpected twist that has left political analysts and entertainment enthusiasts alike scratching their heads, WWE and Netflix have…
Read MoreGovernment Announces New Tax on Conspiracy Theorists
The Commission on Presidential Debates has announced that all future presidential debates will now feature live lie detector tests, a…
Read MoreScientists Scramble to Explain Why Mr. Beast Can’t be Cancelled
In the turbulent seas of internet stardom, where public figures are more disposable than single-use plastics, one man continues to…
Read MoreMusk Declares Twitter Revenue Loss an ‘Intentional Strategy to Promote Anti-Consumerism’
In a move that has left Wall Street analysts and Twitter users equally bewildered, Elon Musk announced that the platform’s…
Read MoreDutch Government Introduces Revolutionary Plan to Solve Housing Crisis by Redefining Cargo Bikes as Apartments
Amsterdam, Netherlands – In a move set to revolutionize urban living and possibly redefine the very concept of “home,” the…
Read MoreElon Musk Contributes $45 Million for Trump to Reduce Electric Car Numbers
In a bewildering twist that seems to defy logic and history, Elon Musk has pledged $45 million to support Donald…
Read MoreMicrosoft Suggests Scrapping Privacy Protections to Prevent Future Outages Like CrowdStrike
In a startling announcement, Microsoft has suggested that the recent CrowdStrike outage could have been avoided if only they had…
Read MoreScientists Baffled as Y2K Arrives Two Decades Late
In a turn of events that feels ripped from a tech dystopia novel, the long-feared Y2K bug seems to have…
Read MoreElon Musk’s New Cloning Company Promises to Reintroduce Slavery
In a dystopian twist that feels ripped from the pages of a sci-fi horror story, Elon Musk has announced the…
Read MoreGangs Of New York To Be Remade in Haiti
In a bold move that has cinephiles raising their eyebrows and historians scratching their heads, Hollywood has announced its latest…
Read MoreChina Builds New Mega-Dam to Power World’s Largest LED Billboard
In a move that perfectly encapsulates modern priorities, China has announced the construction of a new mega-dam on the Yangtze…
Read MoreApple Doesn’t Want New iPhone Sold in the EU
In a surprising turn of events, Apple has decided to cancel the sales of its new iPhones in the European…
Read MoreElon Musk Outlines Plans to Solve World Hunger by Eating the Poor
In a shocking turn of events, tech billionaire Elon Musk has unveiled a controversial new plan to tackle world hunger:…
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