Netflix Plans to Use AI to Inject Product Placement into Hollywood Classics
Chip ByteleyIn a groundbreaking move that’s set to redefine the streaming experience, Netflix has announced plans to use advanced AI technology…
Read MoreMeta, Twitter Win Exclusive Rights to Promote Terrorism, Free Speech Considered More Important Than Safety
In a landmark ruling, the Supreme Court has decided in favor of social media giants Meta (formerly Facebook) and Twitter,…
Read MoreGlobal Happiness Index Rises After Everyone Agrees to Lower Standards
The world is abuzz with a surprising announcement: the Global Happiness Index has reached an all-time high. The secret to…
Read MoreMan’s Suspiciously Loud Snoring Causes Birds to Migrate Early, Experts Baffled
The small town of Slumberville is experiencing an unprecedented avian anomaly, and the culprit might be a rather unassuming local…
Read MoreFederal Reserve to Launch Its Own Cryptocurrency, ‘FedCoin’, Backed by National Debt
In a groundbreaking move that’s set to revolutionize the financial landscape, the Federal Reserve has announced plans to launch its…
Read MoreAustralian Government Teams with Lego for Great Barrier Reef Rebuilding Project
In an audacious and colorful bid to save the Great Barrier Reef, the Australian government has announced a partnership with…
Read MoreStudy Finds 100% of Humans Addicted to Breathing, Efforts to Quit Prove Fatal
In a groundbreaking discovery sure to send the medical community reeling, a new study has determined that 100% of humans…
Read MoreApple’s iOS 18: Now Your iPhone Can Argue Back
Apple’s latest operating system, iOS 18, is set to revolutionize user interaction with its new feature that allows iPhones to…
Read MoreU.S. Hospitals Form Partnerships with Local Drug Dealers to Cut Prescription Costs
In a bold and unorthodox move to address the rising costs of prescription medications, several U.S. hospitals have announced new…
Read MoreNASA Searches For A Universe Without Amazon Prime Day
In an ambitious new mission that blends the final frontier with online shopping, NASA has announced its plans to search…
Read MoreVegan Sharks: Scientists Engineer First Meat-Averse Great White
A team of scientists at the Aquatic Future Lab have successfully engineered the world’s first meat-averse great white shark, affectionately…
Read MoreAmazon and SpaceX Rush To Put Ads on Surface of the Moon
In a move that has left astronomers and late-night stargazers alike scratching their heads, e-commerce giant Amazon and aerospace manufacturer…
Read MoreSlim Shady Wanted in Connection to the Disappearance of Eminem
In a twist that could only come from the mind of Marshall Mathers, Slim Shady is now a prime suspect…
Read MoreNew Study Reveals Vegans Spend More Time Arguing About Diet Than Eating
In a revelation that has sparked both laughter and debate, a new study has found that vegans spend more time…
Read MoreAfter Years of Searching, Gordon Ramsay Finally Found the Lamb Sauce
In a culinary saga that has captivated the internet for years, celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay has finally discovered the elusive…
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