Farming Simulator ‘25 To Feature Disruptive Protesting
Chip ByteleyGet ready to ditch your plow and pick up a protest sign! The surprisingly popular Farming Simulator series is about…
Read MoreShein Research Clothes That Dissolve in Rain to Boost Sales
Forget poor quality or questionable labor practices. The latest controversy surrounding fast fashion giant Shein takes a bizarrely self-destructive turn.…
Read MoreTesco to Require Background Checks for Clubcard Loyalty Program
Tesco, the UK’s beloved grocery giant, has unveiled a shocking new addition to their iconic Clubcard loyalty program: mandatory background…
Read MoreBritish Airways to Replace Boarding Passes with Facial Recognition Tattoos
British Airways is taking a futuristic and slightly unsettling approach to streamlining the boarding process. In a trial program that…
Read MoreArea Dad Achieves Peak Performance by Correctly Grilling Entire Pack of Hot Dogs on First Try
In a feat of backyard brilliance that sent shockwaves through the neighborhood, local dad, Tom Weber, cemented his status as…
Read MoreMicrosoft to Insert Ads into Your Powerpoint Presentations
In what could be hailed as the most innovative disruption to office productivity since the invention of the clip-on tie,…
Read MoreTokyo Zoo to Start Animal Borrowing Program for Pet-Less Homes
Get ready for Tokyo’s newest, cuddliest delivery service! In a move that’s both innovative and incredibly heartwarming, the Tokyo Zoo…
Read More“My Smart Home Hates Me”: When A.I. Goes Rogue and Your Toaster Judges You
When your house knows more about your preferences than you do, we’ve stumbled upon an inconvenient truth: artificial intelligence doesn’t…
Read MoreTinder Dating Algorithms To Match Users Based on Mutual Trauma
Tinder just got a whole lot more emotionally complex. In a move that’s either disturbingly brilliant or a sign of…
Read MorePGA Introduces New “Whine Meter” to Gauge Fan Tolerance During Rain Delays
In a move that can only be described as a direct response to every golf fan’s irritated mutterings, the PGA…
Read MoreInternet Pop Ups Find New Life in Elon Musk’s Neuralink
In an unexpected twist of technological evolution, the once dreaded internet pop-up ads have found a new arena: Elon Musk’s…
Read More“I Fought the Lawn and the Lawn Won:” Local Man Wages Epic Battle Against Wildflowers
In a tale that speaks of the futility of taming nature, a local man, known for his meticulously manicured lawn…
Read MoreUber to Launch New Service: UberHuman, Rent a Crowd for Any Occasion
Uber, that ubiquitous app known for delivering rides and takeout, is about to take a sharp turn into the realm…
Read MoreStudy Finds Most Family Members Can Be Easily Replaced with Reasonably Priced Robots
In an eye-catching and somewhat humorous study that seems to blur the lines between sci-fi and suburban reality, researchers are…
Read MoreBillionaires Race to Claim Mars as a Tax Haven
As Earth’s resources dwindle and tax rates rise, the wealthy elite set their sights on a new frontier: Mars. In…
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