Meta VR Headsets Have Hidden Lizard Mode for Mark Zuckerberg
DominickIn a revelation that’s sure to fuel countless conspiracy theories, reports have surfaced that Meta’s VR headsets come equipped with…
Read More“MyNuggetsMrBigHands”: Iran’s Intelligence Agency Exposes Trump’s Password in Unprecedented Security Breach
In what can only be described as an explosive revelation, Iran’s intelligence agency has allegedly penetrated the inner workings of…
Read MoreUK Rioters Deny Racism After Beating Black Man: ‘We Thought He Was in Blackface’
In a stunning display of cognitive dissonance and selective blindness, a group of rioters in the UK have denied allegations…
Read MoreGantz Resigns from War Cabinet: “That’s Enough Genocide for Me”
In a surprising turn of events, Benny Gantz, the former Defense Minister of Israel and a key figure in the…
Read MoreNicki Minaj Arrested at Schiphol Airport, Claims ‘Snoop Dogg Told Me It Was Okay’
In a headline that has taken the entertainment world by storm, rapper Nicki Minaj was arrested at Amsterdam’s Schiphol Airport…
Read MoreOfficial Book Club Licenses to be Required in state of Texas
Texas Takes on Literature: State Mandates Official Licenses for Book Club Enthusiasts In a move that’s set off a firestorm…
Read MoreAirports Introduce ‘Security PreCheck’ for Those Who Donate to TSA
The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) appears to be taking airport security to a whole new (and highly questionable) level. Following…
Read MoreCeasefire, Please, but First, Take This $16 Billion War Chest: Biden’s Contradictory Cotillion
In a gala event that could only be described as a bewildering blend of ballroom elegance and battlefield strategy, President…
Read MoreIsrael Offering Subscription-Based Humanitarian Aid to Compete With UN
In a move that’s raising eyebrows and chuckles in equal measure, Israel has reportedly decided to tackle UNRWA’s ‘remarkable success…
Read MoreWorld Happiness Day Recognizes the Leading Cause of Joy: Denial
In a surprising twist to the usual celebrations, World Happiness Day has taken an unexpected turn by recognizing denial as…
Read MoreVaccine Does Half the Job, CDC Half-Excited
With precision that could only be described as “mathematically muddled,” this latest statistic has plunged the public into a semi-state…
Read MoreBritish Royals Secretly Thrilled as ‘Dahomey’ Documentary Wins Berlinale
The British Royal Family is reportedly experiencing a cocktail of emotions as the documentary “Dahomey,” which unflinchingly addresses the restitution…
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Valentine’s Day: A Guide on What Not to Do
This Valentine’s Day, in a world brimming with how-to guides for perfect romance, we at CSDN are taking a different…
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