World Media Using Gaza Ceasefire to Hide West Bank Violence
Polly TickleAs the world celebrates the announcement of a tenuous ceasefire in Gaza, the media’s focus on this “historic agreement” has…
Read MoreTrump Pardons His Personal Militia Following Inauguration
In a move that shocked no one paying attention, President Donald Trump wasted no time following his inauguration to pardon…
Read MoreGod Confirms: “I’m Not Involved in Israel or Palestine”
In a rare public statement, God has officially distanced Himself from the ongoing conflict between Israel and Palestine, declaring that…
Read MoreIsrael Marks Ceasefire With Airstrike ‘Just to Set the Tone’
Just hours after a ceasefire agreement between Israel and Hamas was officially declared, Israel reportedly launched an airstrike on Gaza,…
Read MoreIrish Far Right Can Finally Spend Time with Family They Ignored, After Election Disaster
In a heartwarming turn of events for their long-neglected families, members of Ireland’s far right will now have ample time…
Read MoreICC Suddenly Remembers International Law Applies to Israel Too
In a groundbreaking move that shocked absolutely everyone, the International Criminal Court (ICC) has issued arrest warrants for Israeli Prime…
Read MoreSanta Cancels Operations in Middle East as IDF Fails to Promise Safe Passage
In an unprecedented move that has left children and parents across the Middle East devastated, Santa Claus has announced that…
Read MoreSupreme Court Set to Approve Elon Musk’s Purchase of the Country
In a development that seems both inevitable and absurd, the Supreme Court is reportedly poised to approve Elon Musk’s audacious…
Read MoreWill Ginger Cows Repair Irish-Israeli Relations?
In a move that has left diplomats and conspiracy theorists alike scratching their heads, Israel has announced that a herd…
Read MoreIsraeli HOA to Govern New Palestinian Leadership in Groundbreaking Initiative
Any newly-formed Palestinian leadership is expected to fall under the governance of an unlikely entity: an Israeli Homeowners’ Association (HOA).…
Read MoreHysterical Man Covered in Cheeto Dust Becomes President of the USA
In an unprecedented twist that left the nation both amused and bewildered, Donald J. Trump has been elected President of…
Read MoreJoe Biden to Invite God to Gaza Peace Talks
In a move that has political analysts scratching their heads and theologians intrigued, President Joe Biden has announced his intentions…
Read MoreNorthern England Welcomes Tourism Boost Through ‘Poverty Tourism’
In a bid to revitalize its struggling economy, Northern England has turned to an unusual new industry: “poverty tourism.” This…
Read MoreSupreme Court Votes 5-4 to Bring Back the 19th Century
In a shocking and highly controversial decision, the Supreme Court has narrowly voted 5-4 to roll back American society to…
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Nicotine-Flavored Broccoli Proposed as Teen Vaping Deterrent
In what might be the most 21st-century twist in the tale of vaping regulations, governments from every corner of the…
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