Israel Was Enthusiastic About Ceasefire, Until It Was Time to Cease Fire
Polly TickleIn an unforeseen twist that shocked precisely nobody, the Israeli government’s enthusiasm for a ceasefire in the ongoing Rafah conflict…
Read MoreBuy One, Starve One Free: The Real Cost of Western ‘Support’ in Famine-Afflicted Lands
In a generous burst of benevolence, Western nations have unveiled their latest aid package for famine-afflicted countries, dubbed the “Buy…
Read MoreU.S. Surprised at Israel’s Long-Announced Rafah Offensive, Pauses Arms At Last
In a stunning turn of events that could only surprise a Rip Van Winkle or a remarkably uninformed mole, the…
Read MoreIsraeli Leaders Deny Gaza Blockade’s Impact: ‘Hunger Isn’t a War Crime, It’s a Diet Plan’
In a controversial statement, Israeli leaders have downplayed the severity of the Gaza blockade, dismissing concerns over its impact on…
Read MoreUSA Proposes ICC Bylaw Amendment: ‘All Charges Are Created Equal, Except When They’re Not’
In a controversial move, the United States administration has proposed an amendment to the International Criminal Court’s (ICC) bylaws, aiming…
Read MorePet Owners Can Now Send Their Animals to DIY Grooming Schools
Get ready for a wave of creatively coiffed pets (and some potential grooming disasters) as DIY pet grooming schools open…
Read MoreGaza’s Humanitarian Crisis ‘A Boon for International Aid Donations,’ Says Israel
In a controversial statement, Israeli officials have suggested that the ongoing humanitarian crisis in Gaza serves as a “boon for…
Read MoreNostalgia Sets In: ’90s Tamagotchi Pets Discovered Alive in Back of Closet, Demanding Food and Cuddles
In a discovery that’s sent shockwaves through the hearts of anyone who’s ever begged for a Furby at Christmas, a…
Read MoreWashington Warns ICC: ‘Justice Is a Privilege, Not a Right’
In a controversial move, the United States has warned the International Criminal Court (ICC) against its recent string of arrest…
Read MoreTel Aviv Unveils ‘Food for Freedom’ Program, Relies on Hunger to Foster Peace
In a controversial move, Israeli officials have launched a new program titled “Food for Freedom,” aiming to foster peace in…
Read MoreICC Considers Adding White House to Arrest List Amid ‘Interference Inquiries’
The International Criminal Court (ICC) is reportedly weighing the inclusion of the White House on its list of potential investigations,…
Read MorePet Owner’s Survival Guide: Dealing with Furry Shenanigans, Questionable Fashion Choices for Your Dog, and Explaining Cat Memes to Your Parents
Navigating the quirky and often unpredictable world of pet ownership is no small feat. Whether you’re dealing with a scheming…
Read MoreLocal Government in Ireland Votes to Ban Snoring in Public Spaces
In a move that’s sure to stir restless nights (and mornings) across the country, the local government in a region…
Read MoreIsrael Proposes New Blockade Strategy: ‘Make Gaza an Island of Desperation’
In a controversial move, Israel has unveiled a new blockade strategy aimed at turning Gaza into an “island of desperation,”…
Read MoreDelayed Reaction: Uvalde’s Echo Spurs Police into Action… Against Progressive Protesters
In a move that stunned both protesters and police critics alike, law enforcement finally found its sense of urgency this…
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