FDA Approves First Ever Subscription-Based Food Pyramid
In a revolutionary move that has dietitians throwing their kale smoothies against the wall in frustration, the FDA has announced…
Read MoreIn a revolutionary move that has dietitians throwing their kale smoothies against the wall in frustration, the FDA has announced…
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Read MoreUK Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has declared democracy itself to be under siege. However, his proposed remedy to this existential…
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Read MoreThe latest strategy out of the geopolitical playbook involves “redecorating” the Gaza Strip using precision airstrikes. This innovative approach aims…
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Read MoreIn a stunning announcement that left both astronomers and economists scratching their heads, tech magnate Elon Musk has declared his…
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