World’s Billionaires Race to Escape Earth: ‘It’s Not You, It’s Us’
Polly TickleIn an unfolding drama that feels more like a cosmic soap opera than reality, the world’s billionaires are in a…
Read MoreBritain to Allow Toddlers to Lead Parliament in Attempt to Bring Maturity into House
Westminster, UK – In what’s being hailed as a bold step towards responsible governance, toddlers across the nation are being…
Read MoreIs Gaza’s Hospital Outage an Israeli Bid for a New Guinness World Record?
In a world where records are broken every day—from the longest pizza to the most people twerking simultaneously—rumors have emerged…
Read MoreIrish Weather Forecaster Apologizes for Surprise Sunshine, Promises Return to “Proper Gloom” Soon
“Sorry About That!” – Irish Weatherman Begs Forgiveness for Accidental Sunshine Dublin, Ireland – In a rare and somber address,…
Read MoreO.J. Simpson Loses Last Appeal as Cancer Pleads the Fifth
In an unscripted final act, O.J. Simpson, the once-glorified NFL star turned infamous defendant, has lost his last appeal in…
Read MoreBiden’s Balancing Act: Juggling Calls for Ceasefire with a $16 Billion Grenade
In an audacious blend of tragicomedy and technological farce, the world witnessed a “GPS Gone Wild” episode, as a high-tech…
Read MoreOne Town Too Many: The Curious Case of the 30,000th Straw That Broke Global Patience
Ottawa, Canberra, Wellington – CSDN: In a move that has political analysts scratching their heads and reaching for their abacuses,…
Read MoreOverwhelmed ICJ Seeks Freelance Help
Amidst a surge in global tensions (and let’s face it, countries behaving badly), the hallowed halls of the International Court…
Read MoreCorporations Embrace New Ethical Guideline: ‘Just Don’t Get Caught’
Deep Dive into the “Just Don’t Get Caught” Ethos The simplistic allure of the “Just Don’t Get Caught” philosophy reflects…
Read MoreMedia Still Awaiting Entry into Gaza, Considers Using Carrier Pigeons for Updates
In an audacious blend of satire and stark reality that underscores the grim state of press freedom, the notion of…
Read MoreNetanyahu’s War Gambit: Clinging to Power Amidst a Sea of Calls for Democracy
In the satirical narrative “Netanyahu’s War Gambit: Clinging to Power Amidst a Sea of Calls for Democracy,” the stage is…
Read MoreBiden’s Double Feature: Calls for Ceasefire and Unwraps $16 Billion Party Favor for the Battlefield
In a move that has cinephiles and political analysts alike scratching their heads, President Joe Biden has premiered his latest…
Read MoreIRA Receives Odd Request from British Officials: ‘Please Lie, It’s for a Good Cause’.
In a satirical twist that seems to have leapt straight from the pages of a darkly comedic political thriller, British…
Read MoreDIY Home Surgery Kits: The Future of Personal Healthcare?
In an era where a quick Google search can convince anyone they’re just a scalpel away from being a surgeon,…
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The Gaza Diet: IDF Praises benefits of eating grass
Touted as the cutting-edge in involuntary weight loss, the “Gaza Diet” emerges from the world’s most contested open-air locale, presenting…
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