Ramadan Midnight Snack Trends: Sleepwalkers Lead Charge to Refrigerator
Polly TickleAs Ramadan progresses, the battle against hunger pangs during pre-dawn hours reaches new heights. This year, however, a peculiar trend…
Read MoreHistorians Debate Whether St. Patrick Was Actually the Patron Saint of Day Drinking
A fierce debate has erupted within historical circles, challenging the traditional depiction of St. Patrick and suggesting the beloved saint…
Read MoreMiddle East Peace Process Talks Stall as Negotiators Argue Over Hummus Recipe Authenticity
Hummus-Fueled Fury: Middle East Peace Talks Crumble Amidst Recipe Debate JERUSALEM – A promising round of Middle East peace talks…
Read MoreCongress to Vote on Declaring the “Chicken Dance” a National Security Threat
In a move that has ruffled feathers across the nation, Congress is set to vote on a resolution that would…
Read MoreSiberian Bears Qualified to Vote in Russian Elections: ‘Paws for Democracy
Russian electoral officials have announced that, for the first time in history, Siberian bears will be allowed to participate in…
Read MoreSleepy Iranian Town Mistakes Suhoor Alarm for Alien Invasion
UFO Panic Hits Iran: Rogue Alarm Clock Sparks Pre-Dawn Chaos In a bizarre incident that has left experts baffled and…
Read MoreMan Discovers Family Heirloom: Slightly Moldy Crumpet From Queen Victoria’s Era
A routine attic cleaning turned into a historical revelation for local man Horace Piddleworth when he stumbled upon what appears…
Read MoreMegachurch Installs “Express Lane” for Donations, Godliness Now Available with Upgrade
In a move that blurs the line between salvation and a theme park ride, a prominent megachurch has announced the…
Read MoreTech Companies to Introduce ‘Thoughts and Prayers’ App for Disaster Response
In a move that can only be described as peak Silicon Valley cynicism, tech giants have unveiled a groundbreaking new…
Read MoreMeghan Markle’s Avocado Toast Causes Global Butter Shortage, Sparks Royal Feud
Hold the Avocado! Meghan Sparks Royal Rift and Global Crisis with Toast Obsession Buckingham Palace is in a state of…
Read MoreBiden Trips On Escalator, Blames Turbulance in Confusion
In an event that’s already becoming fodder for late-night talk shows and social media memes, President Joe Biden experienced a…
Read MoreArchaeologists Discover Ancient Ruins of International Law in Gaza, UN Claims They’re Just Modern Art
In a groundbreaking discovery that has left historians and political analysts scratching their heads, a team of archaeologists in Gaza…
Read MoreAI’s Election Meddling Gets Upgrade: Now Capable of Running for Office Itself
In an astonishing twist to the age-old tale of election meddling, Artificial Intelligences across the globe have received a software…
Read MoreCan’t Afford Healthcare? No Problem! DIY Surgery Kits Offer Cost-Effective Self-Amputation
In a move fueled by either desperation or delusion, DIY surgery kits are experiencing a horrifying surge in popularity, driven…
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British Parliament Debates: Should Tea Breaks Be Extended to Discuss the Weather More Effectively?
In a move that surprised absolutely no one familiar with the intricate dance of British bureaucracy, the Parliament erupted in…
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