Media Outlets: Aaron Bushnell Wasn’t a Protest, It Was Just a Hot Day
Polly TickleIn a world where the media’s approach to news can sometimes be more enigmatic than the events they report on,…
Read MoreWestern Leaders’ War Pilgrimage, a Showcase For Bulletproof Vest Manufacturers
In a display of solidarity that could easily be mistaken for a Eurovision entry, Western leaders embarked on what can…
Read MoreUS Veto on Gaza Ceasefire Resolution: A Masterclass in Diplomatic Hypocrisy
The United States recently exercised its veto power at the United Nations Security Council, blocking a resolution that called for…
Read MoreTrump Unveils Exclusive $399 ‘Fraudster Flair’ Sneakers in Wake of Financial Penalty
Walk the Walk of Shame in Style In an audacious move that blurs the lines between political scandal and high…
Read MoreNavalny’s Final Curtain Call: Putin’s Acting Masterclass in ‘Grieving’
Alexei Navalny, Russia’s most tenacious critic of the Kremlin’s corruption, has mysteriously exited stage left, leaving behind a political theatre…
Read MoreIsrael’s Super Bowl Distraction: Peace, Love, and Bombing Refugees
In a move that surprised many and shocked more, Israel took its public relations strategy to unprecedented heights. Amid growing…
Read MoreAustralia’s High-Flying Mix-Up: Helicopters Instead of Tea Leaves
In what’s being hailed as one of the most bewildering clerical errors of the decade, the Australian government has sheepishly…
Read MoreStormont’s First Order of Business: Deciding Who Gets the Best Parking Spot
As the Northern Ireland Assembly resumes after a lengthy hiatus, the first order of business has unexpectedly turned into a…
Read MoreTrump and Haley’s South Carolina Smackdown Turns into Epic Rap Battle
In an unexpected twist to the Republican presidential race, the usual political debate format in South Carolina has been scrapped…
Read MoreNorthern Ireland Swaps Crown Jewels For Irish Potatoes
In a ceremony that’s bound to be etched in the annals of history for its sheer crustiness, Northern Ireland saw…
Read MoreBelgorod Drone Incident: “It’s Just Aggressive Weather Balloons!”
The Kremlin has officially downgraded the recent incident over Belgorod, initially reported as a nefarious drone attack, to what is…
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Good Guys with Guns Sleep In Again: A Tale of Misguided Heroism in Kansas City
Kansas City, MO – In a shocking twist of fate that left the city reeling after its Super Bowl victory,…
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