South African Immigrant Promises to Destroy Country
Polly TickleIn a shocking turn of events, Elon Musk, the South African-born billionaire, seems hell-bent on dismantling the very fabric of…
Read MoreUN Unveils ‘Peace Through Pizza’ Program in Desperate Attempt to Recover World Peace
In a world increasingly beset by conflict and division, the United Nations has launched an unconventional and savory new initiative:…
Read MoreNetanyahu Prepares Tel Aviv Population as Human Shield for Possible Iranian Assault
In a paradoxical twist of fate, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is readying Tel Aviv residents for potential Iranian assaults by…
Read MoreMaduro Clings to Power to Dodge the Starvation Afflicting His Citizens
In a move that has left the world both unsurprised and disheartened, Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro has secured another term…
Read MoreIsrael Advocates for Peace Through Assassinations
In a move that has left international observers bewildered, Israel has continued its controversial approach to peace by targeting and…
Read MoreKeir Starmer Advocates for Irish-Led Union to Fix Brexit Mess
In a bold and unprecedented move, UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer has proposed a unique solution to the ongoing Brexit…
Read MoreEU Hails Greece’s New Economic Strategy to Minimize Unemployment by Reclassifying Jobs as Hobbies
In a bold move to tackle rising unemployment, Greece has introduced an innovative economic strategy: reclassifying jobs as hobbies. This…
Read MoreTrump to Identify as Black After Car Crash Interview
In a bizarre twist, former President Donald Trump has announced he will identify as Black following a car crash interview…
Read MoreFuture Olympians? USA Scouts School Therapy Sessions for Shooting Talent
In a move that’s as controversial as it is desperate, the United States Olympic Committee (USOC) has announced an unorthodox…
Read MoreThe USA Switches Sides in War on Terror, as Netanyahu Declared Terrorist
In a surprising twist that could have significant geopolitical ramifications, Pakistan has officially declared Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu a…
Read MoreGroundbreaking Peace Plan Involves Relocating Gaza Strip to Mars
In a bold and otherworldly proposal that has taken the international community by storm, a consortium of billionaires, space agencies,…
Read MoreIron Dome Takes Home Defense Too Literally, Strikes Israeli Cities
In a scenario that sounds more like a dark comedy than a military report, Israel’s Iron Dome defense system recently…
Read MoreKamala Harris Aims to Overshadow Trump With WWE Debut
Vice President Kamala Harris has announced her intention to enter WWE, aiming to outshine former President Donald Trump’s infamous WWE…
Read MoreMiddle-Eastern Terrorist Arrives to Speak to Congress and White House
In a baffling display of international relations, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, widely criticized and labeled a “Middle-Eastern terrorist” by…
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Governments Admit to Using Weather Machines to Increase Rainbows, Citing LGBTQ Rights
In a stunning revelation that has both dazzled and drenched the global population, governments worldwide have collectively admitted to the…
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