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In a political landslide that would make even the most cynical voter’s head spin, Sir Keir Starmer’s Labour Party has…
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In the grand theater of French politics, the second act of the parliamentary elections has turned into a riveting drama…
Read MoreIsrael Expands Safe Zones to Include Every Inch of Gaza, Nowhere Left to Bomb
In an unprecedented move that has left international observers baffled, Israel has redefined the concept of a “safe zone” by…
Read MoreSupreme Court Approves Biden Plan to Murder Donald Trump
In a stunning turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the political landscape, the Supreme Court, in a decision…
Read MoreBenjamin Netanyahu Considers US Presidential Bid
In a twist that has left both political analysts and the general public in shock, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu…
Read MoreUS City Bans Bike Lanes Due to Anti-Segregation Laws
In a move that has left urban planners and cycling enthusiasts scratching their heads, the city of Birmingham, Alabama has…
Read MoreColonial Reversal: How Israel Uno Reversed America’s Colonisation Plan
In a bizarre twist of geopolitical fate, the United States’ long-standing support for Israel has backfired spectacularly. Initially seen as…
Read MoreUN Turns to GoFundMe for Peacekeeping Missions with Adopt-a-Soldier Program
In an unprecedented move to address severe budget constraints, the United Nations has launched a crowdfunding campaign to fund its…
Read MoreBiden Considers Border Wall in Push to Swing Republican Voters
In a strategic shift aimed at appealing to Republican voters, President Joe Biden is reportedly considering the resumption of border…
Read MoreSaudi Women Permitted to Choose Color of Their Abayas in Latest Reform
In a move touted as progressive by the Saudi government, women in the Kingdom can now choose the color of…
Read MoreUvalde Report Reveals 376 Officers Misunderstood “Freeze” Command
In an astonishing revelation that has left many questioning the basic comprehension skills of law enforcement, a recent report on…
Read MoreDesperate for Distraction, Israel Eyes Lebanon After Gaza’s PR Disaster
In a desperate bid to divert attention from mounting international criticism and waning support for its military actions in Gaza,…
Read MoreSupreme Court to Decide If Pigs Have More Rights Than Women
Supreme Court to Decide If Pigs Have More Rights Than Women In an era of unprecedented legal decisions, the Supreme…
Read MoreKim Jong-un to Teach Putin How to Handle Sanctions with Style
In a move that has left the international community both bewildered and amused, Russian President Vladimir Putin is set to…
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