Supreme Court Approves Biden Plan to Murder Donald Trump
Polly TickleIn a stunning turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the political landscape, the Supreme Court, in a decision…
Read MoreBenjamin Netanyahu Considers US Presidential Bid
In a twist that has left both political analysts and the general public in shock, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu…
Read MoreUS City Bans Bike Lanes Due to Anti-Segregation Laws
In a move that has left urban planners and cycling enthusiasts scratching their heads, the city of Birmingham, Alabama has…
Read MoreColonial Reversal: How Israel Uno Reversed America’s Colonisation Plan
In a bizarre twist of geopolitical fate, the United States’ long-standing support for Israel has backfired spectacularly. Initially seen as…
Read MoreUN Turns to GoFundMe for Peacekeeping Missions with Adopt-a-Soldier Program
In an unprecedented move to address severe budget constraints, the United Nations has launched a crowdfunding campaign to fund its…
Read MoreBiden Considers Border Wall in Push to Swing Republican Voters
In a strategic shift aimed at appealing to Republican voters, President Joe Biden is reportedly considering the resumption of border…
Read MoreSaudi Women Permitted to Choose Color of Their Abayas in Latest Reform
In a move touted as progressive by the Saudi government, women in the Kingdom can now choose the color of…
Read MoreUvalde Report Reveals 376 Officers Misunderstood “Freeze” Command
In an astonishing revelation that has left many questioning the basic comprehension skills of law enforcement, a recent report on…
Read MoreDesperate for Distraction, Israel Eyes Lebanon After Gaza’s PR Disaster
In a desperate bid to divert attention from mounting international criticism and waning support for its military actions in Gaza,…
Read MoreSupreme Court to Decide If Pigs Have More Rights Than Women
Supreme Court to Decide If Pigs Have More Rights Than Women In an era of unprecedented legal decisions, the Supreme…
Read MoreKim Jong-un to Teach Putin How to Handle Sanctions with Style
In a move that has left the international community both bewildered and amused, Russian President Vladimir Putin is set to…
Read MoreTrump Foresees the End of Democracy: ‘If I Win, It’s Game Over, Folks’
In an ominous declaration that has sent ripples through the political spectrum, former President Donald Trump has made a bold…
Read MoreVatican to Consider Priests in Drag, in Push to Recover Community Trust
In a desperate bid to rehabilitate its tarnished image, the Vatican is reportedly contemplating a radical initiative: allowing priests to…
Read MoreEU to Make Pickup Default Option for Online Orders in Push for Green Shopping
In a landmark move aimed at promoting sustainability and reducing carbon emissions, the European Union is set to introduce regulations…
Read MoreAIPAC Demands “Thoughts and Prayers” Be Classified as a Tax-Deductible Expense
In a move that’s drawing both fierce criticism and begrudging admiration for its sheer audacity, the powerful lobbyist group, AIPAC,…
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