Trump Foresees the End of Democracy: ‘If I Win, It’s Game Over, Folks’
Polly TickleIn an ominous declaration that has sent ripples through the political spectrum, former President Donald Trump has made a bold…
Read MoreVatican to Consider Priests in Drag, in Push to Recover Community Trust
In a desperate bid to rehabilitate its tarnished image, the Vatican is reportedly contemplating a radical initiative: allowing priests to…
Read MoreEU to Make Pickup Default Option for Online Orders in Push for Green Shopping
In a landmark move aimed at promoting sustainability and reducing carbon emissions, the European Union is set to introduce regulations…
Read MoreAIPAC Demands “Thoughts and Prayers” Be Classified as a Tax-Deductible Expense
In a move that’s drawing both fierce criticism and begrudging admiration for its sheer audacity, the powerful lobbyist group, AIPAC,…
Read MoreIsraeli Government Scientists Agree: Big Bang Happened on Oct 7, Universe Existed in Void Before Then
In a revolutionary rethinking of cosmological events, Israeli government scientists have officially declared that the Big Bang occurred on October…
Read MoreCeasefire Declared Anti-Semitic by Netanyahu’s Spokesperson
In a move that has raised eyebrows and sparked controversy, a spokesperson for Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has declared the…
Read MoreBiden Raises $53 Million, Considers Buying Small Country Instead of Campaigning
President Joe Biden has reportedly raised a staggering $53 million for his re-election campaign. However, rumors are swirling that instead…
Read MoreNRA to Name Hunter Biden ‘Gunowner of the Year’
In a twist that could only happen in today’s political circus, the NRA has decided to name Hunter Biden as…
Read MoreAIPAC Blames Hamas for Israel’s Ceasefire Refusal
In a striking display of narrative control, the American Israel Public Affairs Committee (AIPAC), U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken,…
Read MoreJoe Biden to Adopt Netanyahu into Family After Hunter Biden Conviction
In a shocking twist that has left political analysts and citizens alike bewildered, President Joe Biden has reportedly welcomed Israeli…
Read MoreDemocrats Plan White House Cannabis Farm to Swing Voters
In a bold move to greenify politics and sway the undecided, the Democratic Party has unveiled a high-growth strategy: transforming…
Read MoreBiden Says Operation Killing US Hostage Was Success
In a statement that has left many scratching their heads, President Joe Biden has declared the recent joint operation by…
Read MoreU.N. Calls for Ceasefire in Gaza Deemed ‘Blatant Antisemitism’ by Israeli Officials
In a dramatic twist of international diplomacy, the United Nations Security Council (UNSC) has issued a strong call for an…
Read MoreRepublican Senator, Ted Cruz, Shocked To Discover Gaza On Map, Thought It Was Just a Policy Talking Point
Republican senator, Ted Cruz, admitted to reporters he was “utterly shocked” to discover that Gaza is, in fact, a real…
Read MoreGaza Peace Plan Reveal: More Violence
The much-anticipated unveiling of the latest Gaza peace plan took a turn no one could have predicted. Dubbed as the…
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