Trump NFTs Now Accepted as Legal Tender in Several Red States
Polly TickleIn a move that blurs the lines between digital assets and real-world currency, several red states have announced that they…
Read MorePentagon Cheers ‘Successful’ Raid: 200 Dead, 4 Rescued, Mission Accomplished!
Washington, D.C. – In a statement that has drawn international condemnation, the Pentagon hailed a recent IDF raid in Gaza…
Read MoreICC Judge Discovers Plumber Is Actually Mossad Agent Installing Surveillance Equipment
In a bizarre twist that could be straight out of a spy thriller, an ICC judge recently discovered that his…
Read MoreIreland and UK Seek Agreement on Irish Unification Subscription Plan: One County Every 14 Months
In a move that has both puzzled and amused political analysts, Ireland and the UK are reportedly seeking to agree…
Read MoreU.S. Congress Votes to Reject International Law
In a move that has left the global community bewildered, the U.S. Congress has voted to reject the International Criminal…
Read MoreGOP Proposes Kindergarten for Embryos
The GOP has taken its commitment to the “unborn scholar” to new heights, following Nikki Haley’s endorsement of recognizing embryos…
Read MorePanama and USA Sign Deal to Relocate Climate Deniers to Sinking Island
In a unique approach to addressing climate change skepticism, Panama and the USA have signed a groundbreaking agreement to relocate…
Read MoreNetanyahu Assures Public: ‘Ceasefire Will Be Over Before You Know It’
In a statement that has left many scratching their heads, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu assured the Israeli public that the…
Read MoreChina Adds Far Side of the Moon to South China Sea Map
In a bold and unprecedented move, China has declared that the far side of the moon is now part of…
Read MoreBBC Outsources Gaza Coverage to Israeli Military for ‘Accuracy’
In a move that has sparked outrage and disbelief, the BBC has reportedly outsourced its coverage of the Gaza conflict…
Read MoreMiddle Eastern Terrorist Invited to Speak in Congress
In a move that has sent shockwaves through political circles, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has accepted an invitation to…
Read MoreIsrael Rejects Israel’s Ceasefire Proposal
In an unprecedented and bewildering turn of events, Israel has rejected its own ceasefire proposal, leaving international observers and diplomatic…
Read MoreBiden Suggests Ceasefire After Ensuring Maximum Damage Achieved
In a move that has left many scratching their heads, President Joe Biden has suggested a ceasefire in Gaza after…
Read MoreUPS and Chinese Manufacturers Conspire to Steal Customer Funds
In a shocking revelation that has left customers fuming, it appears that UPS and certain Chinese manufacturers might be colluding…
Read MoreFlorida Criminal Still Plans to Run for White House
Despite being found guilty of 34 felony counts related to falsifying business records to cover up a hush money payment,…
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